Rawest rap battles thread

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Thom Yorke

Please Sur, Caesar refers to post Diocletian
I eat your beats for dessert then toast to my own reason
No need for weak-formed retorts cause I boast vile legions
So cease your knees for me’ sword to host in thine hole deep in

This really reminds me of Pops from Regular Show and how he uses verse in his rap battles.

[Atrocious]

Originally Posted by Unrelenting

Oh look another little kid sitting in his room
Writing about things he's never gunna do
Your personna is cheap like the paint on your face
You're as soft as Jack McFarland from Will and Grace
You've got no flow, your style is a no show
I'm not gunna dance around it your rhymes ****ing blow
I come from the slums meth lab in my basement
Lyrically I knock your face into the ****ing pavement

The Unrelenting is about to learn something, ya rhymes better get longer if ya gonna compete. Them short couple lines kinda sound incomplete.
So you a meth addict in a basement? Still alive to my amazement.
I see ya talkin that ****, I see ya covered in it, bitch,
if ya gonna hate on Jack, you best give his rap back.
Which I hear you stole from his underwear drawer. Yeah, I heard ya'll roll, that you his lil man whore.
Trouble me no more. Just let it alone-I'm as hard as they come-steel, lumber and stone. If you wanna get some of this skill like mine, first you do a ten inch gunpowder line. Leave the meth behind, then lose ya ****in mind!

Ever since I got mine, I left every pussy signed. Better check ya girlfriend she might be one of mine. Unless her titties ain't fine or her ass ain't phat, which since she is yours she probly just that!
Trick step the **** off, ya make me sick. Estwing'll tear ya dick off, won't leave a ****in thing. Twenty-four ounce framin' hammer in the hand of a pro-slammer!
I could do this all day, but I ain't got time to play. Gotta get back to work, gotta earn my ****in' pay. Just remember in the "Rawest Rap Battles thread" Atrocious come through to knock 'em dead.

[Unrelenting]

Writing paragraphs of asinine rhymes with no sense of time
Horrorcore is for children, go ahead and ask RL Stine
His kid's books are still scarier than anything you could write
In fact I'll read your rhymes to kids to help them go to sleep at night
You too busy painting your face trying to look all scary
Real talk homie, you look like a fairy
And my girlfriend wouldn't **** with you, she afraid of clowns
Semi violent rapping is played out, time to find a new sound
I go HAM on these forums, call me porky pig
I ain't ever gunna stop this, take a look at my ****ing sig

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by Frownland

This really reminds me of Pops from Regular Show and how he uses verse in his rap battles.

haha totally

[Atrocious]

Originally Posted by Unrelenting

Writing paragraphs of asinine rhymes with no sense of time
Horrorcore is for children, go ahead and ask RL Stine
His kid's books are still scarier than anything you could write
In fact I'll read my rhymes to kids to help them go to sleep at night
You too busy painting your face trying to look all scary
Real talk homie, you look like a fairy
And my girlfriend wouldn't **** with you, she afraid of clowns
Semi violent rapping is played out, time to find a new sound
I go HAM on these forums, call me porky pig
I ain't ever gunna stop this, take a look at my ****ing sig

I bet they go to sleep, them kids bored as **** and they ain't old enough to say you suck. Don't worry about RL Stine-he get's his **** from mine. Horrorcore I am not, acid rap is all I got.
Now that you know, stop ****in' up-go
get a dictionary and read it, you're vocabulary sucks and you need it.
Yeah you might be unrelenting but we know you misrepresenting ya self, try to talk big but ya resenting ya self.
A Juggalo commander and the only one on Music Banter, bring the fight like Lysander, so tonight while ya pander to ya boy Jack/while ya take it from the back Imma find a bitch and end her...
long ass wait for a chance to copulate with anybody who ain't you! Yeah that's what I'm gonna do, bring the whole crew. Not just one or two
or three or four-ten scrubby ****as gonna **** her on the floor 'til she can't take no more-now you're housewife is my new whore!
Like I said your rhyme's a bore, take ya time write a bit more and try it again, we'll see if ya get it right then.

[Unrelenting]

Oh look this soft as a duvet rapper claimin' he in the building
He reminds me of Paris Hilton, minus the millions
I'll rip your jugular out, chop you into pieces
Serve you on a dinner plate, Goddamn deleecious
Oops, I mean delicious, My style sid vicious
I'm going Based God on you I'll show you who the bitch is
I'm colder than a blizzard in the north pole
My soul is blacker than a chunk of charcoal
Having a vocabulary doesn't make you educated
Slinging big words to sound smart is highly overrated
It's better to show restraint than to lose control
We'll have a talk about it by the bong over a bowl

[Atrocious]

Originally Posted by Unrelenting

He reminds me of Paris Hilton, minus the millions

That was a good line

Don't bull**** me boy I ain't a battle rapper. I'm a sneak in while it's dark schadenphrenic neck snapper! Chillin in the bushes next to ya gate
been here four hours, lying in wait. Brought my Estwing -we gonna clean the slate.
All you do is playa hate, I circumnavigate such a state of mind. Stay on my grind. Got my Juggalos runnin behind me, the most hated fans-one of a kind we can never be stopped.
Never see a hatchet dropped, wicked **** can't be stopped-not even topped. Risk it get ya melon popped
like I was Gallagher! ****in' epic like Latimer, serve ya like a customer.
Huslte fire like Promethius ya bustle dire and beneath this. "My style sid vicious," ****in' kid wishes. (Ya momma's callin you for dishes.)
My style is versatile, you're style is **** pile. My words so evil I'm spittin black bile, yours are so ****ty they're ****in fertile!

[Unrelenting]

I'll play you a symphony of destruction till its reigning blood onto my skin
Got the coroner searching for your next of kin
I'm an undead monster from tutankhamun's tomb
I'll have you running scared trying to climb back in your mother's womb
****ing with me is like flying too close to the sun
Tear your wings off watching you bleed and scream just for fun
My goons ready to start a violence revolution and clap all of you clowns
You think you hot but you rhyme like and 11 year old girl with downs

[Atrocious]

Far out like Andromeda I'm a lyrical phenomena a vocal automaton droppin bombs on the forum. Bitches dig it when I do it for 'em. I'm genius like Daedalus, you folly like Icarus.
You're udead but I'm undying-something ya rap should be trying. Your raps are pollution and mine the solution, I wrap it up like absolution. While you still toot-tootin ya own lil horn, ****in thing ain't grown since the day you were born.
I got more lines than New York got gang signs, open ya mouth-I'm about to blow ya minds! That dude's unrelenting of blowin ****in guys!

[Unrelenting]

The only hatchet you've ever touched is the one on your chain
You think you tough cuz like listen to psychopathic records? You're not insane
Your rhymes are inane require no brain
I know 20 other rappers who's style is the same
A kid from the suburbs who wants to look cool
I'm the reason you should have stayed in school
You rap like a dropout, Don't give me no copouts
You paint your face while I rock out with my cock out
My words hold the strength of hercules in his prime
My bars alone could smash the ground and make your mother cry
There just ain't no escaping it
Unrelenting in this thread and he raping it