Manchester RT Coming Out!!

~~Alf Walters~~ · 05-23-2011, 10:17 PM

He hid it well for all these years
He even had some kids
But he had to go and let it out
And break down live in tears

RT should be proud
He can now be screaming
Coming out to all at MB
It's boys that RT's dreaming

I for one just had to say
Raindog and Urban should take heed
Tell your parents first thing today
Your bums both want a feed.

Be proud RT bestie would say
There is nothing shameful about been gay
If you can guess my name
Now topping the us charts!!!

This is my early poem praising one of MB's finest who has just made a big personal announcement but I always suspected.

Paedantic Basterd · 05-23-2011, 10:18 PM

4/10. Would have been better if it were topical.

Freebase Dali · 05-23-2011, 10:20 PM

Who is this person?

~~Alf Walters~~ · 05-23-2011, 10:20 PM

You mean RT told you guys already?

~~Alf Walters~~ · 05-23-2011, 11:05 PM

I kind of always suspected. Too many madchester pies and watsits.

right-track · 05-24-2011, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Walters

I kind of always suspected. Too many madchester pies and watsits.

*wotsits

TheBig3 · 05-24-2011, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

*wotsits

posthumous burn!

Neapolitan · 05-24-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Walters

I kind of always suspected. Too many madchester pies and watsits.

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

*wotsits

Strange how Alf was the very definition of a "wotsit" - a really cheesy

Freebase Dali · 05-23-2011, 11:07 PM

RT hasn't told us anything. What should he have told us?

~~Alf Walters~~ · 05-23-2011, 11:11 PM

Oh hell,
maybe he retracted later. Maybe he has decided to not tell and I have jumped the gun. I hope not as he should be proud of who he is.

05-23-2011, 10:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~Alf Walters~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London UK Posts: 10	Manchester RT Coming Out!! He hid it well for all these years He even had some kids But he had to go and let it out And break down live in tears RT should be proud He can now be screaming Coming out to all at MB It's boys that RT's dreaming I for one just had to say Raindog and Urban should take heed Tell your parents first thing today Your bums both want a feed. Be proud RT bestie would say There is nothing shameful about been gay If you can guess my name Now topping the us charts!!! This is my early poem praising one of MB's finest who has just made a big personal announcement but I always suspected.

05-23-2011, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	4/10. Would have been better if it were topical.

05-23-2011, 10:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Who is this person?

05-23-2011, 10:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~Alf Walters~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London UK Posts: 10	You mean RT told you guys already?

05-23-2011, 11:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~Alf Walters~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London UK Posts: 10	I kind of always suspected. Too many madchester pies and watsits.

05-23-2011, 11:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	RT hasn't told us anything. What should he have told us?

05-23-2011, 11:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~Alf Walters~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London UK Posts: 10	Oh hell, maybe he retracted later. Maybe he has decided to not tell and I have jumped the gun. I hope not as he should be proud of who he is.