Manchester RT Coming Out!!
 

He hid it well for all these years
He even had some kids
But he had to go and let it out
And break down live in tears

RT should be proud
He can now be screaming
Coming out to all at MB
It's boys that RT's dreaming

I for one just had to say
Raindog and Urban should take heed
Tell your parents first thing today
Your bums both want a feed.

Be proud RT bestie would say
There is nothing shameful about been gay
If you can guess my name
Now topping the us charts!!!

This is my early poem praising one of MB's finest who has just made a big personal announcement but I always suspected.

4/10. Would have been better if it were topical.

You mean RT told you guys already?

Who is this person?

I kind of always suspected. Too many madchester pies and watsits.

RT hasn't told us anything. What should he have told us?

Oh hell,
maybe he retracted later. Maybe he has decided to not tell and I have jumped the gun. I hope not as he should be proud of who he is.

You have about 10 minutes to convince me not to ban you.

I was only commenting on what I thought was open about the local paper in manchester story. I will try to upload a copy of the story if I can get my damned scanner to work. I read it last week, no problems man.

Really pitiful effort at trolling. I haven't even seen RT in a while.

2/10