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Old 08-23-2009, 02:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Night Something Went Wrong

****ting on a dead guy’s face
‘Cause he’ll never leave this place
To go tell a living soul
Now I think I’ll eat his moles

Wiping my ass with his shirt
Replacing his pants with a skirt
He looks so good dressed that way
Kind of starting to feel ***

Have to violate this corpse
Gonna make him my full course
Drop my pants and get to work
Like a filthy muslim turk

Lube him up and penetrate
The devil warned this was my fate
To be a necro-****ing freak
Dead body love is what I seek

Balled him hard, my penis hurts
Lay beside him and gently flirt
I think I’m starting to fall in love
Feelings developed with butt-shove

Now I’ll pull another sexy stunt
And eat out his dead wife’s ****
Spray paint “muff diver” on her grave
And think of all the love she gave

Soon I notice he had children too
Dig them up and start to screw
If only this poor bastard knew
What I was doing to his daughter, Sue

When Sue is done being a naughty whore
I look at her brother and want some more
His body, the paper; my ****, the pen
I ass raped his son again and again

Look around the whole graveyard
Decide to **** ‘em all real hard
Once I’m finished with these corpses
Past the gate, I’ll **** those horses

Jump the fence and pet their noses
Fantasize about their hoses
I say “Whoa boy!” and calm their fears
And shove my **** into their rears

As I climax the horse takes a dump
All over my necro-humpin’ pump
I thank the horse for taking a ****
It makes great lube that helps me hit

I wonder what my family will think
They’ll probably tell me I need a shrink
I better kill them since they won’t understand
How doing all this makes me man

Now that I think about it, my family’s kind of hot
And a new idea enters into my thoughts
Before I kill them, I’ll rape them all
My son, my daughter, and her doll

I walk up to the family house
Carefully sneak in and rape my spouse
Once she’s spermed and beat to hell
I slit her throat and enjoy the smell

Journey down the dark hallway
I grab my daughter and have my way
Sodomize her with her dolls
And make her lick my swollen balls

With my knife I slice her skin
Lick the blood and take her in
As I finish I bust a nut
All over her face and on her cuts

My daughter was nice but I think of my son
And get so horny I have to run
I tell him we have to go for a ride
Funny, he doesn’t know his family’s died

Take him out to where the horses graze
To make sweet love to the kid I’ve raised
Spank his ass with a burning stick
And make him suck the horses’ ****s

I see a shepherd with prancing sheep
And ask him to penetrate my son wide and deep
While I watch my son and him mate
I finger myself and masturbate

Confused and scared, my son starts to cry
This is when I decide he should die
Tie a noose around his sore neck
Sore from all the rough, wild sex

Drag my kid home by the noose on his throat
Once we get home, tie the end to a boat
Take the boat to a lake nearby
Horny and hard knowing my son’s going to die

In the lake, I accelerate the boat to full speed
The rushing, cold water makes my son red and bleed
Slam on the brakes and my boy flies ahead
*** as the propeller chops off his head

Head back to shore a much happier man
It feels so good to have raped my son, Sam
I venture home and into my bed
I think tomorrow I’ll give the dog head
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Old 08-23-2009, 02:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah, I'm just tryin' to figure out what would posess someone to write a song like this. Maybe it's one o' them cheesy death metal bands. If so, you need a better influence cause this songs ****.
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Better than most of the **** you've written.
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That is the most f##ked up song I've ever read.
You are a sick barstard.
F##k you!
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You sir are the voice of our generation. Such mastery at wordplay, rhyming "penis hurts" and "gently flirt". What brilliance!
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol this is some messed up sh*t.
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Reminds me of Devourment's "Babykiller". I can't decide which is more cringeworthy
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