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Old 09-14-2009, 11:42 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Would it be out of line for me to give you a standing ovation?
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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like a big piece of cake
with all the sauce
Hi Conan,
You eat sauce on cake?! Hmm...this concept is new to me. Is the sauce different from icing? Perhaps a thick strawberry sauce drizzled on top?
The culinary component of this potentially homophobic, children's choir rap song intrigues me.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Hi Conan,
You eat sauce on cake?! Hmm...this concept is new to me. Is the sauce different from icing? Perhaps a thick strawberry sauce drizzled on top?
The culinary component of this potentially homophobic, children's choir rap song intrigues me.
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All in the name of humor, of course. Just trying to make people laugh, a children's rap choir is absurd as is eating sauce on cake. I suppose it could be strawberry sauce.

For any Tim and Eric fans, I wrote it to the tune of 'All the Food is Poisened' from the 'Universe Episode'.
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:09 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna lie, that was actually... pretty. No. Really good. It would be recommended that you post a video of you singing the song. The lyrics just kinda work that way. That's what they're for right?

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Old 09-14-2009, 08:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna lie, that was actually... pretty. No. Really good. It would be recommended that you post a video of you singing the song. The lyrics just kinda work that way. That's what they're for right?

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Old 09-15-2009, 09:58 AM   #26 (permalink)
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All in the name of humor, of course. Just trying to make people laugh, a children's rap choir is absurd as is eating sauce on cake. I suppose it could be strawberry sauce.

For any Tim and Eric fans, I wrote it to the tune of 'All the Food is Poisened' from the 'Universe Episode'.
Ha ha, Conan, that is a funny song about poisoned food...I esp. liked the fact that Hass Avocados are poisoned. Not just Avocados, but *Hass* avocados. Yes, there is beauty in the preposterous.

I think the sauce on cake in *your* absurd song stood out in my mind because it didn't strike me as absurd so much as simply novel. (I was trying to be absurd in my post by focusing on one detail of the song, as if it were a very important part, but now that I think of it there may be an actual valid reason for my focus). When I read about sauce on cake I started thinking, "Is he from Australia or Britain? Sauce on cake sounds like something they might do there. Some sort of custard sauce, perhaps." Then I started to think, "'Is sauce on cake' a cliche or metaphor I managed to miss during my upbringing?" In other words, the sauce on cake didn't seem absurd enough to me to match the humor of a children's rap choir. It distracted me from the absurdity. Now, maybe "cake with all the salad fixings" or "cake with all the butter beans," foods that I'd never imagine eating together (until now), would seem more absurd and in keeping with the rest of the song?
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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