Jesus Christ I'm Amazing - The poetic updates of a madman

adidasss · 09-18-2009, 06:21 PM

Know what?

Freebase Dali · 09-18-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Know what?

That people are more receptive to garbage than anything real, just as long as it's presented in a joking manner.
And that having a blue name adds to the respect.

I'm not bitter... just making an observation.

TheBig3 · 04-22-2010, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That people are more receptive to garbage than anything real, just as long as it's presented in a joking manner.
And that having a blue name adds to the respect.

I'm not bitter... just making an observation.

Your age old fury is hilarious.

TheBig3 · 04-22-2010, 06:06 PM

I write poetry because I'm brilliant
I care not for you opinions
just hand over the
com-pli-ments (this part is screamed)

Can't keep me down because I'm resilient
I rhyme
Whats not to love
your ug-ly face (hit that falsetto)

(Refrain)
Don't need practice
cause I'm angry
don't need effort
make up words like sangry
or use assanines (poetry class ftw)
like quand-draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(refrain)

ba-doom-da-doom-da-doom-da duhda doom

15 years after Maryln Manson is gone
I'm sleeeeeping with his cooooorpse
He'll be on VH1 in 6 months
....of couuuuurse

(spoke)
I use words like zeitgeist
because german is cool, and I wish I was a viking.
Sometimes in the bathroom, I look into the mirror
and pretend I'm a samuri
I am coming for you
[still waiting on these words, but their going to be really vauge but kind of point at some pretty girl who wont' give me the time of day]

thoughts?

right-track · 04-22-2010, 06:07 PM

My capacity for understanding is slipping through my fingers and dissolving before my very eyes.

Will someone please summarise the last couple of pages into something resembling the human language?

Edit: not including the above post made 60 seconds before mine.

Thank you.

TheBig3 · 04-22-2010, 06:08 PM

Its most some pieces I wrote based on Emerson's poetry, specifically his feeling on farmhouses.

right-track · 04-22-2010, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Its most some pieces I wrote based on Emerson's poetry, specifically his feeling on farmhouses.

You're either brilliant, or mad.

It's a win, win situation.

TheBig3 · 04-22-2010, 06:12 PM

You know, from time to time, I like to come in here and lick the metaphorical salt cube of the hot new thing.

I take a sampling of everyone else writing, like some sort of linguistical ****tail party, and then I go out back and regurgitate it into the mouths of my newborn baby birds. Then I ask them how the party tasted.

No one ever gives me their thoughts though. Its a little frustrating.

right-track · 04-22-2010, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

You know, from time to time, I like to come in here and lick the metaphorical salt cube of the hot new thing.

I take a sampling of everyone else writing, like some sort of linguistical ****tail party, and then I go out back and regurgitate it into the mouths of my newborn baby birds. Then I ask them how the party tasted.

No one ever gives me their thoughts though. Its a little frustrating.

A bit like a culinary literary collage?

mmm yummy!

TheBig3 · 04-22-2010, 06:18 PM

Yes, its Skidmore & Wales in here.

Do you have a writing thread?

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09-18-2009, 06:21 PM	#151 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Know what? __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-22-2010, 06:06 PM	#154 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	I write poetry because I'm brilliant I care not for you opinions just hand over the com-pli-ments (this part is screamed) Can't keep me down because I'm resilient I rhyme Whats not to love your ug-ly face (hit that falsetto) (Refrain) Don't need practice cause I'm angry don't need effort make up words like sangry or use assanines (poetry class ftw) like quand-draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (refrain) ba-doom-da-doom-da-doom-da duhda doom 15 years after Maryln Manson is gone I'm sleeeeeping with his cooooorpse He'll be on VH1 in 6 months ....of couuuuurse (spoke) I use words like zeitgeist because german is cool, and I wish I was a viking. Sometimes in the bathroom, I look into the mirror and pretend I'm a samuri I am coming for you [still waiting on these words, but their going to be really vauge but kind of point at some pretty girl who wont' give me the time of day] thoughts? __________________ I've moved to a new address

04-22-2010, 06:08 PM	#156 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Its most some pieces I wrote based on Emerson's poetry, specifically his feeling on farmhouses. __________________ I've moved to a new address

04-22-2010, 06:12 PM	#158 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	You know, from time to time, I like to come in here and lick the metaphorical salt cube of the hot new thing. I take a sampling of everyone else writing, like some sort of linguistical ****tail party, and then I go out back and regurgitate it into the mouths of my newborn baby birds. Then I ask them how the party tasted. No one ever gives me their thoughts though. Its a little frustrating. __________________ I've moved to a new address

04-22-2010, 06:07 PM	#155 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	My capacity for understanding is slipping through my fingers and dissolving before my very eyes. Will someone please summarise the last couple of pages into something resembling the human language? Edit: not including the above post made 60 seconds before mine. Thank you.

04-22-2010, 06:18 PM	#160 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Yes, its Skidmore & Wales in here. Do you have a writing thread? __________________ I've moved to a new address