Jesus Christ I'm Amazing - The poetic updates of a madman

TheBig3 · 02-25-2009, 10:37 AM

I walk into a room
All the chicks love me.
I have no car
But I meet awesome people on the bus

Last week I got depressed
because I owed $49,000.00 for loans
Can't get blood from a stone
So I went and bought ice cream

I took a bike ride
and the wind was in my face
as I road the coast of southie
I pretended I was a pirate

The kids ask me if I have $5
"no"
Then Candy
"am I willy wonka?

I settle for showing them
what mentos do in diet coke
I tell them to collect cans
its a race with the homeless guys

My friends and I can't afford the bars
but when we pool money
Dominos is within reach
Only if we pick it up

The cables free
we steal it
Rosie plays guitar
and the neighbors sing along

my life is awesome
i hate quitters
I don't even own a steak knife
I don't have a closet.

So this is my super awesome poem I wrote in 5 minutes between shifts at work, I've been working pretty hard on it and I think I'm going to submit it to Watchtower.

Let me know what you think kthnxbi

Pornographie Nouveau · 02-25-2009, 11:01 AM

Cute

**Janszoon** · 02-25-2009, 11:07 AM

That is the single greatest poem I have ever read in my entire life. You, sir, are like the Carl Sandburg of Boston.

jackhammer · 02-25-2009, 11:08 AM

I want your life man.

TheBig3 · 02-25-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornographie Nouveau

Cute

Wow. Did you only read the first stanza? I'm more than just a pretty face you know.

Pornographie Nouveau · 02-25-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Wow. Did you only read the first stanza? I'm more than just a pretty face you know.

No. :C

WWWP · 02-25-2009, 01:23 PM

This makes me wonder if the time I spend writing is just a waste. I could never develope something as incredible as this.

TheBig3 · 02-25-2009, 01:30 PM

you're still wondering? Do I need to beat you over the head?

WWWP · 02-25-2009, 01:31 PM

I have trouble admitting defeat.

Schizotypic · 02-25-2009, 04:22 PM

Jesus Christ! My eyes, they burn.

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02-25-2009, 10:37 AM	#131 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	Jesus Christ I'm Amazing I walk into a room All the chicks love me. I have no car But I meet awesome people on the bus Last week I got depressed because I owed $49,000.00 for loans Can't get blood from a stone So I went and bought ice cream I took a bike ride and the wind was in my face as I road the coast of southie I pretended I was a pirate The kids ask me if I have $5 "no" Then Candy "am I willy wonka? I settle for showing them what mentos do in diet coke I tell them to collect cans its a race with the homeless guys My friends and I can't afford the bars but when we pool money Dominos is within reach Only if we pick it up The cables free we steal it Rosie plays guitar and the neighbors sing along my life is awesome i hate quitters I don't even own a steak knife I don't have a closet. So this is my super awesome poem I wrote in 5 minutes between shifts at work, I've been working pretty hard on it and I think I'm going to submit it to Watchtower. Let me know what you think kthnxbi __________________ I've moved to a new address

02-25-2009, 11:07 AM	#133 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	That is the single greatest poem I have ever read in my entire life. You, sir, are like the Carl Sandburg of Boston. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-25-2009, 11:08 AM	#134 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I want your life man. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	you're still wondering? Do I need to beat you over the head? __________________ I've moved to a new address

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Pornographie Nouveau Hip Priest Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: UK Posts: 302	Cute

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Schizotypic Souls of Sound Sailors Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Mojave Posts: 759	Jesus Christ! My eyes, they burn.