dreadnaught's Poetry Journal
 

A Christmas Haiku

ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho

10/10

Haikus aren't supposed to rhyme so you drop a point 9/10, lol.

That's not true...there's only one rule which is the five-seven-five syllable rule.

I showed this to a friend, and he was said, "That doesn't follow the syllable scheme noob." I explained to him that it did, then proceeded to write this haiku (fake name):

Oh poor Mike Stanley
Always seeking flaws in me
But failing often

Not that I claimed to write the original poem or anything :D

This is the best thing in this forum.

More Christmas Hiakus dammit!

Stores filled with shoppers
Santa's on unemployment
Jews at the Movies

Displays on front lawns
False offenses are taken
Seems Christmas is here

Haha there's that Haiku shirt:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



But, in the name of the topic:

Happy Holidays
No, tell me Merry Christmas
Do you not like Jews?

I like it good sir
you should write some more haikus
you know, as a job

Hilarious pun
Winter, Canadian Geese
Why in a 'V' shape?

Because geese
Like so, slipstream eachother
saves energy

Christmas bells and such
twinkling happily up there
all for a dead jew

Haikus are hard man
Never done one before now
This went alright though

whoa i'm really bored
so i made a haiku, Yeah!
I hear birdies, Yeah!