MSPaintClock

call me stupid cause im a floor mopper

MSPaintClock

call me trash cause im a walmart shopper

MSPaintClock

call me illiterate because i don't english proper

MSPaintClock

call me the best cause my rhymes are non-stopper

Surell

What the fuck?

=)

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daren/MRI

dumb question from a newbie here.....is there an audio link for this? some songs, esp rap, need to be heard more than read. this seems like strong delivery so i would love to hear the track even if it's just beatbox and rhymes

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Daren

Hear MRI on Mix Radio

Surell

I could make a video for this, but it wouldn't have a beat. There's not one now, though. I might make it and post it here.

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Surell

Once there was Wallsworth the Walrus and Richard the Raptor. They did not know each other, for, as Wallsworth would put it: “He was like across the pond”. When they met, it was a wild experiment made by some strange higher power. Wallsworth there interrogated “Alright good sir, I must ask: Do you bare batteries?” Rick says:
“No, I only got butter.” And the friendship started here. You see, Wallsworth was no athlete, so Rick made up on that disadvantage. They were living together on a glacier that was attacked on constantly for their oil and other resources.
They were once attacked by a white whale. Richard sure took care of him real quick like, without a stain on his clothes. Wallsworth once commented “Our oil is not for scallywags like the Presidential Candidate of Piratetown Bernie Madoff. This isn’t ignorant business… it just isn’t bright to give your oil to retards.” After that interview, he retreated to his den where he probably escaped. He was found in February because of the warrant for his arrest for Battery. He had been especially drunk and fought a dog named Fredward, who absolutely destroyed his car. “To think a dog defeated me in fisticuffs is a disgrace!” he exclaimed.
Richard doesn’t talk too often, but on this subject, he said “Wally ain’t no scrapper; but he’s got heart.” And on that note, he ate our cameraman.
Richard and Wallsworth still reside on that glacier, awaiting the fate that comes to oil withholders. God knows what that will bring.

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Surell

It's an Anime forum. Not trying to advertise guys, just a rap for the theme song/album we're thinking of.

A4 knockin at the door
Never mind that, kickin down the door
Takin all anime straight to the core
Of the floor, of folk lore, of a s’more
Do you want some more?
To the center of the earth
Where the devil makes birth
Where we kick him in the nuts and cut off his girth
**** where you at, it’s A4 turf
We make an Anime Direct TV and let a motha****a surf
Let’s get this clear, you’re playing it by ear
Man that’s ****’s stupid you better come here
To the A4 dugeon, where fake viewers don’t make it back
We put em in a sack labeled NEWB and ship em to Iraq
Don’t mess with flame wars, we’re bringin back facts
If we got paid in not pudding we’d be makin a stack
Hear a shot from Funkmasta go “BLAT”
We he hits you with the quote breakdown STAT
Lord Krell will destroy your mind
Call in Jubei cuz that dude ain’t kind
Kouketsu will make you refined
Get the kid Johnny to put your ass in line
Then get Bry if you wanna whine
But stay back from ***, take a rewind
Because your body they will never find
That’s where you go if you wanna lose your mind
So let’s reflect
A4’s still the best
Don’t come lurkin ya punk ass guest
We’ll let the Anime go in ya brain and manifest
And at the end is a test
So watch ya neck
And keep a good rep
This ain’t for fakes, so watch ya step.

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Lutherfish

I suppose I'd have to hear it for valid feedback.
With rap, the metre is hard to figure.
But it's definitely very...rap.