DontRunMeOver

Yes. I went into the library to do some experiment plans on a bit of paper and noticed all of the stressed out undergrads busying away with their exam preparations, so after doing my plans I wrote this song for them on the back of my experiment plan. Think I might sit outside the library and sing it to them nearer to exam time.


REVISION

No-one wants to hear a song about revision
But I'm going to sing one anyway
Of when you wake up in the morning knowing nothing
And still know nothing the same time the next day

You thought you understood it all in lectures
Now practise papers prove it's not the case
The stress, the tests, the gloom
Examinations loom
Two modules to learn in just three days

You're going to fail
All of your exams
You're going to fail
You haven't got a chance
To pass all of the credits you need for your degree
You are going to fail

Well, I find exams easy
Apparently you don't
I got a first class honours
I'm pretty sure you won't
You have to work so very hard
Just to get enough to pass
That's what you get for going to uni when you're stupid

You're going to fail
All of your exams
You're going to fail
You haven't got a chance
To pass all of the credits you need for your degree
You are going to fail

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right-track

Novel way of getting your head kicked in Tom.

SRC

Nice... real great message.

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

Videotape yourself singing it, I wanna see that. Put it on youtube. I need a laugh.

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adidasss

I second the youtube motion...

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“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

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Seltzer

And I third it. Better still, perform it in front of the med students who study till 5 am in the library even when it isn't test/exam period.

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