I Was Watching Porn When My Housemate Walked In (song)

DontRunMeOver · 06-24-2007, 06:48 AM

This song is based on the varyingly liberal natures of my three housemates.

I WAS WATCHING PORN WHEN MY HOUSEMATE WALKED IN

I was watching porn when Nikki walked in
She said that lust was the deadliest sin
And that I was a dirty pervert
Then locked me out of our wireless network

I was dressing as a woman when Adeola walked in
She stood and stared and didn't say a thing
I asked if my floral blouse matched my wig
She said "yes, but the skirt makes your bum look big"

I was ****ing a goat when Ryan walked in
He said "I'm kind of bored, do you mind if I join in?"
So he grabbed the tail and I grabbed the antlers
Three holes
Three goals
That's all that matters

sleepy jack · 06-25-2007, 02:17 AM

sometimes I worry about you.

dirt mcgirt · 06-25-2007, 02:43 AM

like the 1st an 3rd verses son. 2nd needs a little work.

hella ganxta though.

chumb · 06-25-2007, 10:18 AM

I love it, just hate the use of the word "bum."

jackhammer · 06-25-2007, 08:06 PM

is this a sly cry for a bit of cyber action?

ZeppelinAir · 06-26-2007, 01:17 AM

what the hell?
is this your true nature?

it has good rhyming, and is pretty colorful

06-25-2007, 10:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
chumb awamba Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 133	I love it, just hate the use of the word "bum." __________________ ... I begged her, shoot me in the head She took my gun and shot my leg instead

06-25-2007, 08:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	is this a sly cry for a bit of cyber action? __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

06-26-2007, 01:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
ZeppelinAir Long time no see Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: somewhere in Michigan Posts: 512	what the hell? is this your true nature? it has good rhyming, and is pretty colorful __________________ not that old signature

06-25-2007, 02:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	like the 1st an 3rd verses son. 2nd needs a little work. hella ganxta though.