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05-06-2007, 01:28 AM
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Un****withable
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wyoming
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After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.
Untitled 1 Consuming the flesh So wrong, but it tastes so right Of another man All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason. I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too. |
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05-06-2007, 07:58 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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Giving A Whole New Meaning To 'Bloody Mary'
Neighbour in blender Grind up organs, bones and teeth Better than corned beef
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05-06-2007, 08:03 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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Maybe More Vampiric Than Cannilbalistic
Emphatic love bite Carotic artery kiss Whets the appetite
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05-07-2007, 01:19 PM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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Oh really, then why are mine so much better?
Like holy vomit Your haikus all improve with Regurgitation
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05-07-2007, 08:58 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
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