They Don't Eat The Speedos
 

Nature lover
Equatorial river
They tell you its ok to swim, to swim

But water means danger
When you can't see under
Water means danger
When you can't see a thing

Needles on your back!
Pirahna attack!
Needles on your back!
Pinahna attack!

Beautiful
Tropical
DEATH!

The law of the jungle, the smartest survive
The smartest don't dive into carnivore soup
The law of the jungle, the smartest survive
The smartest don't dive into carnivore soup

Needles on your back!
Pirahna attack!
Needles on your back!
Pinahna attack!

Beautiful
Tropical
DEATH!



This is based on something that happened to me. Only I didn't die. That part was artistic license.

I like it, it would make a nice song for Klaxons.

Shiz tom you got attacked by pirahnas? =o

Just one or two. I was always told they attack in a group, but there were only two bite-marks on my back so either their weren't many or there weren't many that were hungry.

Needless to say, it hurt and there was blood. Thinking about it, considering that I'm terrified of sharks or even the prospect of sharks I took a pirahna attack without much concern!