Do me Well

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 02-24-2007, 05:22 PM

yeah right, islam and christianity both tell women to submit to their husbands, that's why I say the bible was just written for political reasons, to suit the people who wrote it. There's no proof anything in the new testament ever happened. The story of J.C. in the bible greatly resembles an ancient Egyptian writing, written in hieroglyphics 2000 years prior to the Bible, about immaculate conception and performing miracles. I believe everything written in New Testament is borrowed from ancient folklore.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-24-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by swimintheundertow

I think you mean conservative not christian.

tomato, tomauto

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-24-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

yeah right, islam and christianity both tell women to submit to their husbands, that's why I say the bible was just written for political reasons, to suit the people who wrote it. There's no proof anything in the new testament ever happened. The story of J.C. in the bible greatly resembles an ancient Egyptian writing, written in hieroglyphics 2000 years prior to the Bible, about immaculate conception and performing miracles. I believe everything written in New Testament is borrowed from ancient folklore.

Yeah, Islam and Christianity are sooooo similar, thats why theyre fighting WWIII.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 02-24-2007, 05:46 PM

No, they're fighting WW111 bcuz Iraq was going to start supplying China w/ more oil than the U.S. and we're so afraid of China becoming the world power that we had to intervene. China becoming the world power is inevitable, we didn't have to make ourselves look worse by invading someone.

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 02-24-2007, 06:34 PM

Well this is a total rip-off of Why Don't We Do It In the Road by The Beatles.

Except it sucks, and I doubt your singing is anywhere close to John or Paul... or even George or Ringo.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 02-24-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Well this is a total rip-off of Why Don't We Do It In the Road by The Beatles.

Except it sucks, and I doubt your singing is anywhere close to John or Paul... or even George or Ringo.

At least you complimented by saying I have ESP, since I've never heard of that song, and pretty much no one else will know what you're talking about, bcuz no one else has ever heard that song, either, also u suck, and you're self esteem is nowhere close to mine.

sleepy jack · 02-24-2007, 06:44 PM

I've heard it before, and drop the insults.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-24-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Well this is a total rip-off of Why Don't We Do It In the Road by The Beatles.

Except it sucks, and I doubt your singing is anywhere close to John or Paul... or even George or Ringo.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 02-24-2007, 08:04 PM

Well, I've never heard it before, and even if I had, at least I made an effort instead of leeching off other people

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 02-24-2007, 09:36 PM

This was a satirical piece? It sucked. "Sounder funnier"? Interesting, Oojay, very interesting.

02-24-2007, 05:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	yeah right, islam and christianity both tell women to submit to their husbands, that's why I say the bible was just written for political reasons, to suit the people who wrote it. There's no proof anything in the new testament ever happened. The story of J.C. in the bible greatly resembles an ancient Egyptian writing, written in hieroglyphics 2000 years prior to the Bible, about immaculate conception and performing miracles. I believe everything written in New Testament is borrowed from ancient folklore.

02-24-2007, 05:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	No, they're fighting WW111 bcuz Iraq was going to start supplying China w/ more oil than the U.S. and we're so afraid of China becoming the world power that we had to intervene. China becoming the world power is inevitable, we didn't have to make ourselves look worse by invading someone.

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A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	Well this is a total rip-off of Why Don't We Do It In the Road by The Beatles. Except it sucks, and I doubt your singing is anywhere close to John or Paul... or even George or Ringo.

02-24-2007, 08:04 PM	#29 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	Well, I've never heard it before, and even if I had, at least I made an effort instead of leeching off other people