Writers Block
 

I have the most frustrating block of all time at the moment, its been with me for over a week and i just cannot formulate the words to make an anywhere near presentable poem. Anybody else get this alot?

Yes, I tend to try and write anyway even if it sucks.

if i do that then i just lose the passion for it, get in a huff and switch the computer off.

I see i see, well sometimes it helps if I read a book, but thats most just if I need inspiration when I just can't come up with words I typically wait it out.

I try to read other poets work so you feel inspired to write.

Often times I'll open a book of poetry to a random page, take a random line, transcribe it and use it as the springboard for a freewrite that usually inspires something worthwhile. If nothing else, it'll give you a starting point, suggest a topic to your mind and give you the juice to get going. Sometimes the best way to get out of a funk is to stop over-thinking it. Instead just find something random an object, a line from a book...whatever, and pull any idea out of it that you can Then freewrite without judging it in any way as you write. Usually you'll get at least a few lines that can be shaped into something more substantial and permanent. I'd say you just need to find any way you can to keep yourself writing. If you put in the effort to seek inspiration you'll often find it. A couple of weeks ago I put on Ys by Joanna Newsom and took about 3 or 4 pages of notes on it as I listened. There's not a consistent flow in it, but there are some really creative, perceptive ideas and I think I could easily create a pretty worthwhile critical essay with what I've got there. I think you just need to stop convincing yourself that it's so hard to find things to write about. The universe is infinite, and so are the possibilities. Just take the plunge and write with self-consciousness and fear.

I just don't bother trying to write anything unless I've got something I really want to write about. What I would do is turn the computer off, put your coolest shoes on and go find a woman to get nasty with.

I got arrested last time I tried that. Wtf@rape

You obviously weren't wearing the right shoes.

I see, you're a slick dresser what pair should I get?

I recommend a pair of '**** me' boots.

Something like

http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/5/f/4/mens_boots_7.jpg
OR
http://men.style.com/images/fashion/...lseaboot2h.jpg
OR
http://www.aaronsbunkhouseboots.com/...sa4756-300.jpg
OR
http://myweb.thump.net/1766/BBCBbr4.jpg

I've been told many times that these items increase your sex factor by at least 27%, if not more.

Actually, the ones I'm wearing now look very much like the last pair. If you're sneaky, you can wear normal trendy jeans, a decent t-shirt and then shock them with the **** me boots. Girls always look at shoes, guys never do... so the guys think 'one of the lads' while the girls think 'that one is a sex god'.

Well, there are many reasons I'm a sex god but I like to think the shoes play a part.

I'll buy a pair of the last and second. The second for business, the first for pleasure.

Yes, I tend to try and write anyway even if it sucks.
^ No, Crowquill, I tell you to write even if it sucks. You were gonna quit. But that aside, block blows. I had it for months before 4-5 weeks ago.

That wasn't a block, it was like a...<.<
SOMETHING NOT A BLOCK

Lol. Admit it, you just got pwnzored. Like a noob. Like, a, noob.

...

/goes to sit in the corner wearing the n00b hat

I just came off a 3 month block, in which I composed over 10 new projects and trashed all but one.