Vju tjar vruumptkeit
 

It'll look like gibberish, because its in Martian.

Vihast tjol tijari
Tlojt von vergheit tsar
Tsi Tsar tjolvruu
Vruu hast van vonghughuu
Tjol vasta vruutjar

Vju tjar stuuus
Vju tjar vruumptkeit
Vju tjar vivvaplextem
Tjarrrararar

Vant tjark tjij valgum
Hexum tjar trist
Vadern mjark jarjar
Tlarm vastertjar


Vju tjar stuuus
Vju tjar vruumptkeit
Vju tjar vivvaplextem
Tjarrrararar

Can you make a translated version please

Use babelfish.

I like the intent, a little cliche, but my Martian isn't what it used to be anyway.
It's either a statement of something that doesn't fit - 'Hexum tjar trist' translates roughly to -a round peg in a square hole-, Or the connotation may be an awkward proposition, like - let me put my blank in your blank (it's a lot more subtle than than but you get the idea).