The Night Before Christmas (lyric, quote, songs)

Raine · 12-25-2006, 05:17 PM

The Night before Christmas

Christmas Eve,
Santa was readying his sleigh
for a fvck with me
And Angelina Jolie.
His sleigh piled high
With dildos and handcuffs
He steadied his already
giddy reindeer.

With a minute to spare
he hopped in his sleigh.
His erection
Urging him faster and faster
he arrived
in South Philly.

In bed Angie and I lay.
Patiently waiting for Santa
to come and play.

We heard him in the chimney
shimmying his way down.
dressed in our skin
and nothing else,
we greeted Santa at the fire place.
He grabbed one of us
In each his arms
and lead us to the sofa.
where he fondled and licked
til Angie complained
“I’m too dry.”
Santa reached into his beard
felt around for some lube, stroked her insides
til she cooed in delight.
Seeing that she was content,
he pressed my clit with his tongue
and found his Christmas present
hiding in his Christmas dinner.

Blain · 12-25-2006, 05:44 PM

...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-25-2006, 05:49 PM

.................................................. ........ *scarred for life*

Raine · 12-25-2006, 05:56 PM

did you two like it?

sleepy jack · 12-25-2006, 06:03 PM

That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.

Raine · 12-25-2006, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.

so that's why it took me five minutes with my hand to type it.

Blain · 12-25-2006, 06:17 PM

Most of my songs take 5 minutes. It's not really an excuse.

right-track · 12-25-2006, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blainka

...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.

Exactly...it's not even an attempt at a lyric/song.

Trauma · 12-25-2006, 06:43 PM

hahahahahaha most of that doesn't even rhyme!!!!!

God that was some sick shit!

He's like 400 lbs dude, at least the poem Crowe made was alright, Mrs. Claus might be decent to look at.

tdoc210 · 12-25-2006, 08:17 PM

this..is teh ****tiest **** evar

12-25-2006, 05:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	The Night Before Christmas The Night before Christmas Christmas Eve, Santa was readying his sleigh for a fvck with me And Angelina Jolie. His sleigh piled high With dildos and handcuffs He steadied his already giddy reindeer. With a minute to spare he hopped in his sleigh. His erection Urging him faster and faster he arrived in South Philly. In bed Angie and I lay. Patiently waiting for Santa to come and play. We heard him in the chimney shimmying his way down. dressed in our skin and nothing else, we greeted Santa at the fire place. He grabbed one of us In each his arms and lead us to the sofa. where he fondled and licked til Angie complained “I’m too dry.” Santa reached into his beard felt around for some lube, stroked her insides til she cooed in delight. Seeing that she was content, he pressed my clit with his tongue and found his Christmas present hiding in his Christmas dinner. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

12-25-2006, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	did you two like it? __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

12-25-2006, 06:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	hahahahahaha most of that doesn't even rhyme!!!!! God that was some sick shit! He's like 400 lbs dude, at least the poem Crowe made was alright, Mrs. Claus might be decent to look at. __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

12-25-2006, 08:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	this..is teh **tiest ** evar __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

12-25-2006, 05:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.

12-25-2006, 05:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	.................................................. ........ scarred for life

12-25-2006, 06:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	Most of my songs take 5 minutes. It's not really an excuse.