More a stupid rhyme than anything. (another christmas one)
 

I set aside one day a year
To go and see the family
One day, from all those many months
I find it's quite enough for me

As mother burns the turkey
And father falls asleep
I find solace in this christmas punch
One shot per minute throughout lunch

Singing carols merrily
Christmas cheer left in my wake
This brandy is too much to take
I throw up on the christmas tree

Silent night, silent night
Not a chance... I start a fight
I hit my brother with a cracker
Then, drunkenly, shred present wrappers

"The jumper you got me looks queer as hell
Its at least two sizes too small
If you don't like the sock I bought
Then you can suck my jingle balls"

Singing carols merrily
Christmas cheer left in my wake
This brandy is too much to take
I throw up on the christmas tree
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hahah, i like it.

I'm still enjoying the lines 'I throw up on the christmas tree'. I don't know why, it makes me smile for some reason. Kind of reminds me of the time I threw up on one of the doors to the Weymouth tourist information office. Don't know why, it didn't look like a christmas tree.