DontRunMeOver

I'm thinking to write a Christmas song about how Santa is a deranged pervert/paedophile. Just started and I'll update it as I get ideas. If anybody else has good suggestions for lines or sections, post them here please.

To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town".

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You'd better watch out
You'd best stay inside
That big fat red suit hides the filthiest mind
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's adorning himself
In handcuffs and tights
Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He see's you when you're sleeping
The dirty, hairy perv
He'll creep into your room at night
And never say a word

So you'd better watch out
You'd better watch out
While that once-a-year weirdo is roaming about
Santa claus is coming to town

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