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Old 12-12-2006, 03:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Santa Claus is coming to town (for Ethan's christmas song thing)

I'm thinking to write a Christmas song about how Santa is a deranged pervert/paedophile. Just started and I'll update it as I get ideas. If anybody else has good suggestions for lines or sections, post them here please.

To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town".

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You'd better watch out
You'd best stay inside
That big fat red suit hides the filthiest mind
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's adorning himself
In handcuffs and tights
Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He see's you when you're sleeping
The dirty, hairy perv
He'll creep into your room at night
And never say a word

So you'd better watch out
You'd better watch out
While that once-a-year weirdo is roaming about
Santa claus is coming to town
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Old 12-12-2006, 04:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha this is good. The idea of it really made me laugh
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Old 12-12-2006, 04:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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More ideas I've got to crowbar into it:

1. Giving present to children is how he 'grooms' them.
2. The line "do you want to come and see my reindeer, little boy" has to be in there somewhere.
3. Christmas songs are a form of brainwashing, to make children more susceptible to his devices.

I'll leave out mentioning his 'magical sack' or him entering through the chimney..
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Would the phrase

"Adorning himself, in handcuffs and tights
Fulfilling his burgeoning penchant for vice"

make sense (I know it's a bit convoluted, which is why I like it in this case)? It sounds very funny to me, so I'd like to put it in (where the similar line already is)


And should I rename it
"Santa Clause is going to town"
"Santa, that filthy old hound"

What other phrase could I use here? Come on, team effort.
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Change it to Santa Clause is going to town. Because, hanging around made me instantly think this was about santa being hung.

And defiantly add the adorning himself part.
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It looks good.
Record it when it's done and send it to me?
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Old 12-13-2006, 12:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Default YOU must, I repeat.. MUST... listen to this

"Santa Claus"

www.myspace.com/jodileeparker

It freaked out my housemate when I played it to her.
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