DontRunMeOver

This pretty much summed up my reasons for not going out last night and watching 'The Office' on DVD, then Jonathan Ross and then Russell Brand. Well, that and my invite for going out being with a group of hot chinese girls... the sexual frustration of which probably would have scarred me for life.


Leant against a wall
I contemplate
This night out
This mistake
A drinking culture
Is a slow death
When your head hurts
And you’ve no money left

Expensive pints
That make you ill
Next weekend
I think I will

Stay in
Stay in
Now its raining hard and five degrees below
Stay in
Stay in
Who needs a club when you can party at home?

Next Friday night
Come round to mine
Cranberry juice
Instead of wine
A sofa and
A cup of tea
A beanbag and
A DVD

No taxi fare
No dress code
No toilets where
You’re scared to go

Stay in
Stay in
Now its raining hard and five degrees below
Stay in
Stay in
Who needs a club when you can party at home?

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