TrampInaTux

I'm trying my best but she just can't see it
I should cut out my rest I'm starting to get unfit
Here goes my new day with a brand new job
with a boss that hates my guts
C'mon people make a fuss of me

CHORUS
It's me birthday
Happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
Poxey ****ing work day
It's me birthday
Happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
poxey ****ing work day
Oh happy birthday to me

I stomp back home for a powernap
and I get divorce papers thrown on my lap
What a nice present, thank you dear
You don't need to explain the message is pretty clear
you all just have a ****ing problem

CHORUS
It's me birthday
Happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
poxey ****ing work day
it's me birthday
happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
poxey ****ing work day
Oh happy birthday to me

I got a parking fine for fifty quid
the cats got in the dustbin I never closed the lid
My laptop broke I've lost all the work I've did
my ex-lesbian-wife is pregnant with my kid
You try and tell me you had a worse day

CHORUS
It's me birthday
Happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
poxey ****ing work day
it's me birthday
happy ****ing birthday
on a work day
poxey ****ing work day
Oh happy birthday to me


Like the title says, I'm proud of this one. Any ways I can make it better? This is one I'm seriously thinking about keeping for the long haul when I try and follow my dreams of being in a band.