Odd lyrical themes...
 

What I want to do here is get some suggestions for song lyric themes for you guys. I'm perfectly capable of coming up with my own themes, of course, but want to expand my horizons a bit.

If anybody can throw me some ideas for lyrics, as weird as you like, I don't mind, then I promise to post up my attempts, no matter how crap they are. Actually, the weirder or more leftfield, the better as the idea is to get themes I haven't already considered...

Plus, if anybody else gets inspired by a suggestion on this thread then feel free to throw in your lyrics.

P.S. If you're reading this thread, respond. Everybody is capable of coming up with some kind of idea, so no excuses now.

If you want leftield or weird lyrics I suggest you take inspiration from Mark E Smith from the Fall.....

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256AA9000541A4

Thanks. I was a bit annoyed that you were the only person to respond and that all you'd given me was a link... but after checking out the lyrics there I've changed my mind! Thanks Urban, that was a great link.

Write about sploshing.

?

About what?

Do you mean jumping into puddles wearing wellington boots?

That or the sexual fettish of sploshing. It is where you throw foods that shouldn't go togther at your partner's crotch. Spells great fun (not reccomended by me)

So maybe:

Chocolate and sirloin
On your groin
Ketchup and cabbage
On my package

You can coat my knob
With crab paste and gin
But it might chafe
When it goes in


Yes. Very poetic.

In my house that is practically a sport http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

Right, so at the moment we've got:

Sploshing.
Contortionist midgets (from another thread)
Manginas (from another thread)

On the list of lyric topics. I'll carry on with a lyric for these later on.

Any other suggestions?

(I'm asking for leftfield lyric ideas remember. For me, sex-based lyrics aren't particularly novel, as that's what most of my songs are about anyway.)

pancakes