Rap Battle
 

look in front and tell me wat u c
turn quick and boom there go da end of ya life
u niggas think u can take me ima have u sayin im the answer to the game
like A.I.
cuz ill have u hooked up 2 a I.V. in the E R SON
i get dissed everyday comeback the next day with no pain
took 2 shots and just went back wit some glocks (think they made it)
when im on da court im like nash but get more cash
ray charles da blind sensation
wanted 2 be jus like him so i could be good wit da penetration
bitches love my style thats why i always get smiles
jus like Jay top down screamin money aint a thing
im wit da guerilla unit so step back or ima take u threw it
sent 2 to his dome that nigga didnt make it home
i told em this p-jangles he said who p-jangles
so i slapped em in da face put a dik in his mouth
told em turn around he looked like dat F A G E T fukin mickey mouse




anybody else wanna join in its jus 4 fun

Go here if you want to get involved in the conflict.

http://www.musicbanter.com/showthrea...=11857&page=21

I promise to annihilate you, scouts honour.

is there anything in that verse that you didnt rip off from chamillionaire?
http://www.lyricsinger.com/C/Chamillionaire/Flow.html

hey
 

i dont give a **** what u said i didnt rip nuthin from chamillionaire bitch u jus hatin cuz u can come up with punchlines like me HO

So you're saying Oojay is hatin because he can come up with punchlines like yours? Although that makes next to no sense, I'd have to agree, as anyone who comes up with punchlines like yours DOES have a good reason to be jealous of others.

Look in front and tell you what I see?
I see lower-case, low-worth rap on my screen
Turn around and boom? What? Are you banging a big drum?
Make sure you bang it nice and hard, just like I banged you mum
When on court you're like ray charles, reaching out in frantic hope
That might be the excuse you use every time you make a grope
Yeah right, you're trying to catch the ball...you're trying to grab blokes
Cos its all about my man p-jangles
The one who prances like bojangles
The one with a beer gut and love-handles
The one who wears fake eyelashes, lipstick and bangles
The one who likes to please himself with foot-long candles
The one who'll try to sneak it in your back door from all angles

whatever poser

For kzooyoung1:



You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to f*ck me cuz I'm famous,
So I f*cked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her as*hole ( * )
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again :pimp:




I have never done one of these rap battles before.............................
because I clearly PWN!!!!

Stop battling here, this is the playground, the Somme is over on the 'Rapbattles' thread.

I thought I would get warmed up on the monkey bars

You pesky kids, quit fooling around and sign up to the rap army. Our uniform is bling.

i'm down.

Prepare For War!!!

Bring it.

(I'd like to point out that I'm going home now, so once you've brought said item I shaln't be bringing it back for a good few hours, possibly days. Rest assured, when it is returned it will be spikey and intestine-bound.)

It is alright, I am going to bed.
Once I am rested, you will NEVER rest again!!!! :bringit:

come on !!! I need a sparring partner before I step up to the big leagues in the rap battles thread!!

You want to train for the war with this undefeated champ?
Well I'll bring the boots and you can bring the camp
But you can't call a start to battles in this age of terrorism
No space for slow warm-ups, be prepared to defend yourself with lyricism
Why delay with fisticuffs? Its just a waste of time
The only way to hone your skills is out their on the front-line
They throw grenades, you throw them back
You see a weakness and attack
Study their lyrics and find the cracks
Don't mess around on monkey-bars, they're worth jack
Don't rap here, you'll gain no cred
Post something up on the other damn thread!

all right, next post

I promise

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ok now i do

my rap verse
 

im the dopehead beast from the COLLEGE OF LYRICAL KILLIN
even for defeatin me,u would need KNOWLEDGE OF SPIRITUAL HEALIN//

ARMAGEDDON ON THE WAY,it needs to FEAR ZACH JAMES
BANG UR HEAD ON THE CLAY,while u HEAR BACK GAMES//

BURST YOUR SPLEEN,people beggin to me to be THEIR GHOSTWRITERS
LOVE YOUR MEAL to get energy to battle me cuzim so hot that i MEREly ROAST LIGHTERS//

MY RAPS COMIN SOON,better protect ur ASS WITH A SHEILD
HIGH SNAPS SUMMIN BOON,cook with no GAS **** YEILD//

FASCINATIN AND ENERGETIC,make ur ****in VIEWS BRIGHT
CRACK THE PAVING BEING HECTIC,so u for sure LOOSE SIGHT//

YOUR A LAME BITCH RIGHT,cuz my raps already BLEW YOUR MIND
PREMATURE GAME STITCH TIGHT,i make it interestin as NEW YORK TIMES//

im the FINAL LORD breakin ur SPINAL CHORD from your BODY BRUTALLY
its like the HIGH MAN SQUAD with MINOR SWORDS killin SHODDY EFFECTIVELY//

SLASH THE WAVES with my MOUTH'S BLOW like the SPIRITUAL WIZARD
CLASH THE BRAVES with my raps nd SCOUTS GO to end CRITICAL BLIZARD//

DEFY THE LAWS and prove YOU WRONG cuz ur a ****in ***GOT BITCH
CLIMB THE WALLS lik spiderman nd u wet ur POO THONG cuz u dream to HAVE IT nd ****//

ur borin like sound of TICK TOCKS so u better LICK COCKS cuz this is what ur mawfuggen TRICK TAUGHT
ur a carpenter but still u PICK POTS in a DICK DOCK that too IN DRAUGHT being a disgrace to HIP HOP//

i have ADORN SKILLS while u pay HORN BILLS cuz its the stomach which the PORN FILLS
my raps flow like the water in a river nd attack like a fish with LONG FINS without usin WORN TICKS//

u need football for inspiration so lemme do it my way-u like BRA-CELONA or BAR-celon-AHH!! and ARSE ANAL(arsenal)
but the thing is that ur status defines MAN ****TY(man city) nd CHEL****(CHELSEA) cuz u dont even PASS FINAL//

YOU GUYZ ARE SERIOUSLY WHACK cuz ur raps dont have any punchlines internals nd multies
ur juzz rhymin with some basic rhymes
try usin slants
nd above it,none of ur **** makes sense

Bring your **** talk and mediocre ass rhyming here
http://www.musicbanter.com/song-writ...-thread-9.html

Hahahahahahaha. What a great start to an epic battle.

you'll get no apologee, no sucka not from me
not even from a guy called the prota gee
and no you cant stop mee
im like the force you cant see me, under the sheet
is where ill be, im hidin you never find another as good as hee
you can be the one whos kissin my feet
i shat on this peice of paper for a warm flow ye got some heat?
or maybe you've got some beef
callin yourself names like a goon or theif
im so badass nerds are afraid thats why they call me master cheif
swimin around your flow like oil spilt on a coral reef
the reefer the keeper the one kid who everyone calls the sleeper

smoke so much weed they call me breeze
i smoke so much weed i got chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
he's so icey being neer him is like being in a deep freeze
this is the toll pay up please, or prepare -100000 degrees
your bitchs so fake ima call her Processed cheese
im so ill even posidens afraid of these seven seas
you stuttering and muttering u must have a mental disease
rhyming bitch this is my expertise
got so many policies you can call me the board of trustees
i dont be lying dont be try me cause theirs no guarantees
what when i call up my boiis because their all Bees
bitch you got no factor IX u just caught the Christmas DiseaseAint
no running away seeing how you forgot ur car keys,
im the mother ****ing cheese
swizz cheese cottage cheese brick cheese cream
cheese goat cheese pot cheese light breeze
im high up im bouncing on a trapeze
im giving displeasure to all you ye ima displease
im making cds, im at ease
i say bitch and that bitch pleas
and when im in veitnam im so fly i speak annamese,
but if bitch your continue to squeeze and teeze
ima break her neck so she can catch some z's

haha match it
if you can

we all know you sleep with men not one but ten your a gay boy why dont you go play with your half chewed sex toy i only lost one battle while your jerking of to Mel Gibson in blazing saddles i dont need to spit anymore cause my rymes are lethal and your just a guy from the gay sequal

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1 bullet in the chamber 2 shots in ur head imma shoot u with 4 shots and kill yo ass dead now I know wat I just said so imma lay on this bed while your gay ass gives me head ill give a blend of herbs and spices. Hey bro that was just some of my **** contact me for a battle.

Ur lyrics are stale like blue cheese im alergic to u im a sneeze im colder than the cold wind blows when it snows and its 20 feet below ur lyrics are more plain than a ****in blueberry ur face is pretty scary too its weary like tom and jerry one looks at me and turns to spagetti ur water gun aint no match 4 my machetti u better get ready and go back to ur primary class therefore u better get gone before I pound ur gay ass

Asses battle me

sorry did i forget to mention you said you shagged my mum? shes 64 and claiming penti
 

sorry did i forget to mention my mum is 64 and claiming pention!

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains :) or wezzy baby!! YMCMB :) ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME :)

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains :) or wezzy baby!! YMCMB :) ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME :)

Little MZ thinks he's high class,
but when it comes down to it,
he's just a broke ass.
Another mother ****er think he rhymes like a boss,
but when he spits his references,
**** always gets lost.
In translation
Trying to be a sensation
But his flow like menstruation
It hurts.
And it's messy.
**** spurts and and wrecks
And usurps
Other ****ty rhymes
That flow double-time
**** that flows, not sublime
But depressing.
Spit some real ****,
Don't just steal ****,
Acting like you feel ****
But you're cold.
Colder than the ice that you wear 'round your neck
Trying to sound real, but you got no respect
From your peers, man.
And your debts, yours arrears, man
Take in the rear can
Cause you're weak.
Weaker than Starbucks double macchiato
Hiding behind all that lame false bravado
Take a seat.
Learn your place, shut your face
Phanastasio's here,
And she's stealing your place.

Damn son. Either I just won a rap battle, or someone is a ****ing pussy.

nice

plea say ain't going to rap again plea

Im the **** nigga
im the nigga
play wit me nigga
ain't not jokes nigga
bang bang your face just got a face lift
ur mama saw me she asked for dat big D!