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todders. 03-05-2013 07:50 AM

sorry did i forget to mention you said you shagged my mum? shes 64 and claiming penti
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE (Post 196266)
For kzooyoung1:



You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to f*ck me cuz I'm famous,
So I f*cked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her as*hole ( * )
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again :pimp:




I have never done one of these rap battles before.............................
because I clearly PWN!!!!

sorry did i forget to mention my mum is 64 and claiming pention!

Little_Mz 04-05-2013 07:57 PM

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains :) or wezzy baby!! YMCMB :) ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME :)

Little_Mz 04-05-2013 08:07 PM

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains :) or wezzy baby!! YMCMB :) ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME :)

ThePhanastasio 04-05-2013 11:48 PM

Little MZ thinks he's high class,
but when it comes down to it,
he's just a broke ass.
Another mother ****er think he rhymes like a boss,
but when he spits his references,
**** always gets lost.
In translation
Trying to be a sensation
But his flow like menstruation
It hurts.
And it's messy.
**** spurts and and wrecks
And usurps
Other ****ty rhymes
That flow double-time
**** that flows, not sublime
But depressing.
Spit some real ****,
Don't just steal ****,
Acting like you feel ****
But you're cold.
Colder than the ice that you wear 'round your neck
Trying to sound real, but you got no respect
From your peers, man.
And your debts, yours arrears, man
Take in the rear can
Cause you're weak.
Weaker than Starbucks double macchiato
Hiding behind all that lame false bravado
Take a seat.
Learn your place, shut your face
Phanastasio's here,
And she's stealing your place.

ThePhanastasio 04-15-2013 11:34 PM

Damn son. Either I just won a rap battle, or someone is a ****ing pussy.

lee22cj 08-20-2013 08:05 PM

nice

Bigger L.J 09-19-2013 08:55 AM

plea say ain't going to rap again plea

ilovemusicxxx 09-19-2013 10:27 AM

Im the **** nigga
im the nigga
play wit me nigga
ain't not jokes nigga
bang bang your face just got a face lift
ur mama saw me she asked for dat big D!


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