You pesky kids, quit fooling around and sign up to the rap army. Our uniform is bling.

i'm down.

Prepare For War!!!

Bring it.

(I'd like to point out that I'm going home now, so once you've brought said item I shaln't be bringing it back for a good few hours, possibly days. Rest assured, when it is returned it will be spikey and intestine-bound.)

It is alright, I am going to bed.
Once I am rested, you will NEVER rest again!!!! :bringit:

come on !!! I need a sparring partner before I step up to the big leagues in the rap battles thread!!

You want to train for the war with this undefeated champ?
Well I'll bring the boots and you can bring the camp
But you can't call a start to battles in this age of terrorism
No space for slow warm-ups, be prepared to defend yourself with lyricism
Why delay with fisticuffs? Its just a waste of time
The only way to hone your skills is out their on the front-line
They throw grenades, you throw them back
You see a weakness and attack
Study their lyrics and find the cracks
Don't mess around on monkey-bars, they're worth jack
Don't rap here, you'll gain no cred
Post something up on the other damn thread!

all right, next post

I promise

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ok now i do

my rap verse
 

im the dopehead beast from the COLLEGE OF LYRICAL KILLIN
even for defeatin me,u would need KNOWLEDGE OF SPIRITUAL HEALIN//

ARMAGEDDON ON THE WAY,it needs to FEAR ZACH JAMES
BANG UR HEAD ON THE CLAY,while u HEAR BACK GAMES//

BURST YOUR SPLEEN,people beggin to me to be THEIR GHOSTWRITERS
LOVE YOUR MEAL to get energy to battle me cuzim so hot that i MEREly ROAST LIGHTERS//

MY RAPS COMIN SOON,better protect ur ASS WITH A SHEILD
HIGH SNAPS SUMMIN BOON,cook with no GAS **** YEILD//

FASCINATIN AND ENERGETIC,make ur ****in VIEWS BRIGHT
CRACK THE PAVING BEING HECTIC,so u for sure LOOSE SIGHT//

YOUR A LAME BITCH RIGHT,cuz my raps already BLEW YOUR MIND
PREMATURE GAME STITCH TIGHT,i make it interestin as NEW YORK TIMES//

im the FINAL LORD breakin ur SPINAL CHORD from your BODY BRUTALLY
its like the HIGH MAN SQUAD with MINOR SWORDS killin SHODDY EFFECTIVELY//

SLASH THE WAVES with my MOUTH'S BLOW like the SPIRITUAL WIZARD
CLASH THE BRAVES with my raps nd SCOUTS GO to end CRITICAL BLIZARD//

DEFY THE LAWS and prove YOU WRONG cuz ur a ****in ***GOT BITCH
CLIMB THE WALLS lik spiderman nd u wet ur POO THONG cuz u dream to HAVE IT nd ****//

ur borin like sound of TICK TOCKS so u better LICK COCKS cuz this is what ur mawfuggen TRICK TAUGHT
ur a carpenter but still u PICK POTS in a DICK DOCK that too IN DRAUGHT being a disgrace to HIP HOP//

i have ADORN SKILLS while u pay HORN BILLS cuz its the stomach which the PORN FILLS
my raps flow like the water in a river nd attack like a fish with LONG FINS without usin WORN TICKS//

u need football for inspiration so lemme do it my way-u like BRA-CELONA or BAR-celon-AHH!! and ARSE ANAL(arsenal)
but the thing is that ur status defines MAN ****TY(man city) nd CHEL****(CHELSEA) cuz u dont even PASS FINAL//

YOU GUYZ ARE SERIOUSLY WHACK cuz ur raps dont have any punchlines internals nd multies
ur juzz rhymin with some basic rhymes
try usin slants
nd above it,none of ur **** makes sense