Rap Battles
 

Even if you know that you are going to make a fool out of yourself, just have a go-I need a good laugh!

Ill be the first to laugh as i slice you in half with some flows from the underground music banter staff theres no need to continue, no need to reply unless you got the skills but you dont, ill tell you why. In the art of battling you dont ask, you strike first, but you missed and now im pissed and youll leave in a hearse. I caught you slippin, now your grippin, struggling for your last breath, try and match me, im to fancy, to respond would be lyrical death. sit back and grab a pen and prepare to take notes, ive owned better rappers than you with the shit that ive wrote.

word.

damn fenix your straight effin gangster.

lmao jesus you must sit there and think up these for hours! I ain't taking part in the rap battles though-just want to hear everyone elses. So then-who's gonna step up to Fenix?

i heard that the Fenix rises from the ashes/ but after me you'll look like you were in 5 car crashes/ cos you know ima beat you down/ what your wearing on your head-thats my crown/ shh....shh...listen whats that sound.../ thats the sound of the new illest rapper coming to town/ and thats me hobojesus/ you know you cant touch this you know you cant see this/ i'll take all your record deals and i'll leave you broke/ you musta eaten something that didn't digest cos i think you're gonna choke!

I dont rise from the ashes cuz ive never been burned/you gave it a shot but now the tables have turned/ 5 car crashes and i still walk away but the sixth will be your last cuz im headed your way/ now dont run and hide, im glad that youve tried/ but you need some more lessons if thats all you can provide/ and if you pay attention, youll see I dont choke/ but I did hear hobo swallows and someone said you deep throat/ a few words of wisdom/ from the wise to you/ give it up while you can/youre finished/youre through/ your flows are like lullabyes/ they put people to sleep/ theyre boring and weak/ youre a trick/ im the treat/ ill leave you with that/ had enough?/ i see your head in your hands/ beat me down? yeah youre real tough.

haha...shit man, you got talent...

it doesnt take hours/ its all freestyle son/ give me a couple seconds and ill show you how its done/ incase you didnt notice a mod means ive got rights/ rights to check IPs so now let me shed a little light/ you start a thread to battle not expecting the heat/ and when i brought it/ you couldnt stop it/ and now youve gotten cold feet/ now who is this hobojesus thinking hes got game?/ im onto you two/ youre one in the same/ or was he just a friend of yours who thought he could flow?/ using your computer thinking noone would ever know?/ I was hoping someone would come along/ someone with some style/ but all i get are lame attempts/ i think youve been watching too much 8 Mile.

Oh dear.
Oh dear.
I once did this in another thread...
Haha.

well figured out me and tambo are both the same/ but checkin up IPs dude thats just pretty lame/ I got two accounts so I could give you twice the beating/ that car crash must have damaged your brain if you thought I was retreating/ there's no need to retreat if I haven't been bettered/ i leave you so cold you'll need to wear a sweater/ your material's so dry even your mom is wetter/ you ain't getting the message shall I write it out in letter's?/
G-O H-O-M-E and rethink your life/ cos I'm what fakers like you call Death and you've just tasted my scythe/ yes you've had a good run/ and some of your rhymes have been fun/ but as far as I'm concerned this battle's already been won........