sleepy jack

Woh man, chill out and don't get so mad,
WWE is on tonight your love is gonna be rad,
Go up and down with each body slam,
You getting off gayer then wham,
Rock hard dick, to rocks hard tits,
Now I want you to bust out a pen and think about this,
You can drop the arrogant bullshit,
You're not sexy you're just a prick,
Just be honest, admit your acne covered face,
Telescope eyes and metal teeth,
You're well past your teens,
So you can drop the gasoline acne cream,
You're not hot, you have no flame,
You're the wax without the wick,
You're a boy who only loves is his dick.

So tell me man who will never get laid,
Not even possibly by paid,
Please break it down, explain your face,
Who told the bees it was time to sting?
Or are you proud to be the zit king?
I'll say it one more time
This guy is greasy as hell
looks like he got face fucked by a porcupine,
Face first into a cactus patch,
I guess that might explain your rash.

I heard its big in the homosexual scene,
You know all the biggest homophobes hid it all,
Fucking in their closets till their dicks began to fall,
So tell me all, do you like it against the wall?
Or with one in your mouth, the other up a hole,
Yeah man, doing your preacher will save your soul,
Touched by your father,
Who art thou in Heaven,
hallowed be thy fuck,
Till thy holiness come,
Giving you your daily spread,
Leading you straight to tempation,
Delivering you from evil,
Touched by your father
Who art thou in heaven,
Amen.

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[MERIT]

Yo I almost fell asleep tryin’ to wait for you to spit
You spend 10 hours on a rhyme?
Hell, 9 of that was sh*t
Yo Misfitspunk’s gone crazy
The nigga started changin’ up his name
Used to be “alexisonfire”
And his new one’s just as lame
When I’m comin’ online to check my hotmail
This f@ggots comin’ online to check out hot males
Youre rhymes are stale
And they aint nothin’ to be taken seriously
With a mic in my hand
Ive got no choice but to kill MC’s
My raps are limitless
And theyre impossible to beat
Knock you off ya feet
Lube it up so its easier to eat
This nigga wants to talk about “False Advertising”
Yo let me spit it
The only “False Advertising” here
Is this f@ggot’s sexuality
And how he flips it
Yo your rap was just like a prayer
You been listenin’ to Madonna?
Youre actin tipsy
You done spent too much time with ya boyfriend in the sauna
Talkin’ bout acne?
This nigga’s fixin’ to end up dead
The only red dot I see is the one I’m pointin’ at ya head
And yo I did just watch wrestling
You wanna make something of it
Its got sweaty dudes in tight
Give it a try
I’m sure you’d love it
Yo lets quote some scriptures
Yall nigga’s heard of John 3:16?
Well here’s the 11th commandment
“Thoust f*ck with oojay, he’ll bust ya spleen”
You out here soundin’ like a wannbe minister
Yo get a look at crowquill
Just a few more bars until I finish her
Yo ya rap wasn’t too bad
But its nothin’ next to mine
You should be workin on the street corner
Maybe steal a few John’s from ya mama’s line
Yeah Im rockin’ yo mama jokes
That just means ya time is up
Thanks for comin’
Have a nice day
Guaranteed you wont be givin’ this thread a bump

sleepy jack

First off, i'd like to tell you something,
I happend to be open about my sexuality,
Homo in this case, I am the gay king,
I admit to being in love with freddy mercury,
Pointing out the obvious ruined half your rhyme,
You should do more researching/thinking next time.

And no shock you'd throw in a gun reference,
You redneck republican,
Better bust out your card signed by the NRA,
And go shoot some gays,
More closed then a book,
The only thing worse is your hooks,
All this inbreeding has to stop,
Your mom doesn't even sleep with your pop,
Shes too busy screwing you, and when shes through,
Moves over to your little brother too,
Family reunions? "try fucking your parents in union",
Incest man, thats the first way to get grabs,
Investing in the infesting ruining future plans.

Now back to those red dots, are they facial growths?
Or a million different laser scopes,
You dodge the bullet there, but I fire more then once,
I am a scientist, more curious then a chimp,
Are those really zits? or just tattoos of what acne scabs do,
Crimson trickling down your face, ruining your lovers fate,
The ladies turning away, tears in their eyes,
Seeing the blood, and your pathetic tries,
You're no Casanova, you're just a stars war loving,
Steve Austin Cock sucking, mother fucking Republican.

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[MERIT]

Yo you wanna go round 2
Nigga here’s a reminder
They be checkin the g@y bars
And f@ggot that’s where they found ya
Its astounding
This little bitch wants 2 ass whoopin’s in a row
You runnin’ with the freestylers dawg
Ya last reply was a little slow
And is it really your place to insult pro wrestling?
You silly f@ggots
I’m surrounded by queers like Debra Messing
Yo you don’t even rap
You just spittin’ emo with a beat
Starin’ at posters of Johnny Depp
Lockin’ ya door and beat ya meat
Ooh lets insult republicans
Soundin’ like a f*ckin’ wannabe Michael Moore
You done let Mikey get in ya head
And that’s prolly why your asshole is sore
And a gun reference aint got sh*t to do with NRA
You’ve done admitted youre g@y
They’ll only ID ya body by tracin’ ya DNA
Muthaf*cka better step back
Get ya jaw cracked
You’ve had more nuts up in ya than a muthaf*ckin ball sac
And yeah that’s a laser on ya head
I think you finally catchin’ the drift
I spit that like 2 rhymes ago
Its about time you understood it
And youre curious like a chimp?
Nigga you been sleepin’ with monkies?
Careful, some of ‘em know sign language
They be tellin’ yall “secret” to the authorties
And I don’t know about inbreedin’
That must be an Olympia tradition
Steve Austin’s c0ck or not
My rhymes’ll still put you into submission
I’m on a mission
To knock you f@ggots unconscious
You shoppin’ at hot topic
Buyin’ eyeshadow and hello kitty lockets
Yo hows a dude gonna wear mascara?
I thought that was only for bitches?
You wanna talk about acne scars
Yo I’ll leave ya punk ass in stitches
And I may be right wing but you on the side that’s wrong
Your write f*ckin’ emo songs
Leave the rappin’ to us conservatives
F*ck around and get slapped with my dong
And is this a political debate?
Cuz I can show you a link to thread
Me against 10 f*ckin’ liberals
I cut everyone of ya off at the head
You f@ggots are dead
Worse than Elvis in his tomb
Take ya bitch ass back to the emo forum
Cuz I’m here nigga and there just aint no room for you

sleepy jack

Leaving rapping to the conservatives?
I suppose i'd be sending it to hell in a handbag,
If you want to turn this into a political debate,
Prepare to get lyrically raped,
You homophobic fundamentalist christian
O' Reilly worshiping prick,
You're down with capitalism exploiting the poor man,
Giving cash to the rich and give everyone else the kick,
Telling them "too bad lifes a bitch"
You're kind will fuck up america,
Land of the lies and pigs,
You're so ignorant you follow a cowboy,
With bombs instead of guns,
He thinks its all good fun,
Learn to think for yourself,
Ditch the two thousand year old writings,
The answer to life? Try jewish folk tales,
A baby born from virginity?
You worship a zombie?
Santa clause for the jewish nations,
Bringing lies and hate in his big red bag,
Yeah yeah BURN THE FAG,
I'll happily masturbate to Johnny Depp,
Better then following blindly,
Jumping into a nuclear war like its the sea,
But the that salt it will sting,
You remember chernobyl?
The kids will die first,
Followed by cancer,
Your stupid politics will take a turn for the worst,
I'll give you the real answer,
fuck warmongering presidents,
I'll follow Johnny Depp
And worship Zeus,
You think i'm ridiculous?
Try reading your bible,
How does it feel wasting your whole life praising a non-existant deity?

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Blain

Not cool bro. Pay him out all you want, but leave christianity out of it. I'm Christian too.

[MERIT]

Yo those are some pretty big words comin’ from such a little bitch
You aint livin’ in a dumpster
So how you gonna be hatin’ on the rich?
Yo you wanna advocate for the poor?
Sittin’ there with ya DSL connection
Infront of a $2000 computer
Sounds like voters did right in the last presidential election
Talk about “lyrically raped” dawg
I’m fixin’ to bust ya hymen
Oh wait, you said you were a queer
Theres no chance that I could find it
You promiscuous g@ys
That’s whats f*ckin’ up the nation
Not us hardworking, republican, white, male Caucasians.
And you can call me a “homophobe”
Nigga that aint no skin off my teeth
I aint afraid of no f@ggots
Blast holes in ‘em like they was swiss cheese
And Bush is a cowboy?
You’ve been watchin’ too much Brokeback Mountain
We’re winning the f*ckin’ war
Why’s your bitch ass still pouting?
And we’ve been over this before
Religious insults will get you nowhere
Calling the bible a “folk tale”?
Yo I think the truth is just more than you can bear
And yo this is a battle rap
If I wanna hear politics I’d watch the news
With the liberal media bias
You want the truth?
Watch Fox News.
Yo I don’t worship Bill O’Reilly but the man can make a point
You f*cking democrats tell the BAD news
Tell the WHOLE news or whats the point?
Getting’ ya nose outta joint
Ya’ll boycott companies that support our troops
Tryin’ to show the government who’s in control
But its you f*ckin’ lib’s that have been dooped
With ya John Kerry’s and Michael Moore’s
Tryin’ to sell you how Bush made a mistake
If Al Gore had won in 2000
We’d all be speakin’ Arabic
And you can keep ya Johhny Depp
We’ll stick to f*ckin’ our wives
Ya’ll f@ggots will burn in hell
While we “followers” got eternal life
And you don’t have to believe the bible
Nigga you got the right to free will
But when judgment day approaches
Yo don’t be beggin’ me to save you f*ckin’ queers
Yo I’ll love my neighbor as myself
Too bad your bitch ass just moved
You no longer livin’ next to me
We’ll see which one of us is doomed
And cancer and Chernobyl?
What kinda f@ggot sh*t are you tryin’ to babble?
Shouldn’t you be in ya room with some handcuffs?
With ya boyfriends wearin’ a saddle?
And yo if Jesus ever met you
He’d probably slap you in the face
Yeah, he’s a loving god
But there’s only so much a nigga can take
He’s already been crucified once
And he survived every lash
So you and Zeus and Mikey
Can get in line to KISS MY ASS!