sleepy jack

I slit my wrists and bleed on you
You think your cool
But you piss in the pool
You stupid wrestling fool
You call me ghey?
Your the one watching sweaty man all over eachother
If that aint ghey then hey
George michael likes woman
You aint a real man
Your a teen whos balls havnt dropped and fussin over a tan
So fly back to neverland peter pan
and get touched by michael jackson you ghey.

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anticipation

Hey nigga im all up in ya life
last night in da club i was ****in ya wife
i ****ed ya sista and i ****ed ya cat
i tried to **** yo momma but the bitch was too fat.




SNAP!

sleepy jack

Damn.
I call it quits.
That was dope,ill and sick.
Good to see ya back homie.

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TrampInaTux

looks like the competition is coming back so I'm returning too/
with new flows new skills and a b*tch slap aimed at you/
I can't believe that at the start this thread used to be good/
now everyone battling here thinks that they from the hood/
kid to my left who has his d*ck in ECW/
says n*gga once now he thinks he's from the Wu/
girl to my right likes to flirt over the net/
she's already been f*cked by everyone else-her p*ssies to let/
alex is on fire sadly his rhymes are not/
couple of sh*tty rhymes thats all this kids got/
fenix has backed off he knows the competitions bad/
evryone bow down to me cos I AM the best he's had/
the best ever the best forever whatever way you word it/
You ain't been judged properly unless you get my verdict/
I rest my case you're guilty of an injustice to rap/
i hereby sentence you all to shut your motherf*cking traps...

[MERIT]

the best theres ever been i think thats a bit of an exaggeration/ try makin fun of me youll get cut worse than circumcision/ maybe i aint the best rapper but at least my sins are carnal/ but ive been fukkin around up till now u aint even seen whats in my arsenal/ ur just jealous of blackT cuz she shot ur punk a$$ down/ i think ur confusin her wit ya mama whos been hoein' all around town/ fenix aint scared off he's just takin a break lately/ youd best hope to god he dont return and thats for your own safety/ makin fun of ECW oooh thats a real low blow/ yeah the wrestling may have sucked but not as much as ur flow/ ur rappin about a verdict actin like ur some kinda jury/ ur raps so bad i hope to god u typed it in a hurry/ u little 12 year old punk you cant test my skills/ you may have potential but that dont pay the bills/ u must be jokin if u wanna battle me/ put ur rhymes on a disc u couldnt sell that $hit for free

Fenixpunk

The best that I had? Kid, you don’t even rate/
Sure you give decent head but it was nowhere near great/
And your flows don’t compare, you’re barely a lightweight/
Let me translate, my styles put a stop to your heart rate/
You try to be funny like you think you’re a comic/
You’re a bottle rocket and my bombs are more than atomic/
So go pray to your “god” in hopes he can stop it/
He can’t, I’m blowing up like a crazy Islamic/
You really should quit/
go and throw a fit/
Your spit has no wit, no class, no style and no grit/
British Bulldog? I’m a Pit/
and I’m fit to take a hit/
youre done as soon as i click submit/
one last breath before your throat is slit/
I said dont mention my name, did you think i would forget?/
I think its time for you to give up rap, maybe try a sewing kit/

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TrampInaTux

Shut your face before I knock it all over the place/
I'll leave you praying as if you were saying grace/
I'm a judge and that's all you need to know/
you're in jail don't collect $200 when you pass go/
I'm entitled to my opinion and I think you're all sh*t/
you're constant whining is really getting on my t*ts/
then again I expect it from you godam yanks/
so many McDonalds fat comes out when you w*nk/
I'm a garbage compacter and you lot prepare to be squashed/
you lot think your black-nah you just haven't washed/
Over here in England we do things right/
we don't sit at computers all day trying to get a social life/
and if I don't reply for a while that's because I'm out/
see I've got friends-something you lot know zilch about/
go cry your eyes out cos I've hit the nail on the head/
hitting the spot more in here than I do in bed/
and that's a lot just ask blackT/
then again that girl-she jumps in so easily/

[MERIT]

that wuz the g@yest $hit ive ever heard

Fenixpunk

Look at this kid, thinks he’s a tuff guy/
Puffing out his chest, but when he speaks he gets tongue tied/
Sorry kid, I don’t pray, or say grace, and if I/
Were to ever feel the need; best believe; it’d be in hi-fi/
Just because youre on your knees,
thanking for the meal youll soon receive/
Doesn’t make you gods gift to rap,
it just means youre catching his STDs/
when he opens up his coat/
and his holy semen fills your throat/
try and remember what I wrote, as you swing from his cock like a trapeze/
now lets talk about this social life that you keep pretending that you have/
the internet is easier, and you still fail at it, for that I laugh/
so how are we to believe that you are half the man you say?/
5 ft 2, 90 pounds is the image you portray/
So now if out there in England you do things right/
Then come back next time when you learn how to fight/
but first take a step back, its my name on the marquee/
just for reading my raps, I should charge you twice the fee/
maybe ill move to England, I could be your new king/
show your women what a real big mac is, not the finger food you bring/
you hit the nail on the head alright, but it was to seal your own coffin/
I don’t soften, and ill give it to them long, hard and often.

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Scarlett O'Hara

I love this thread. Fenix is a rapping masta.

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