Rap Battles (lyrics, dance, rap, albums, offspring)

Alfred · 07-31-2008, 09:10 PM

Even with uppity statements, you make one sh!tty poet,
me, Chuck, and Mike D, we all know it,
Put down the mic before your face gets redder,
Your raps are cheese, in the form of chedder.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-31-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

Not even Jesus could fix those so called rhymes,
you're livin' in the 80's man, get it with the times,
If you're not up to date, you're left behind, sucker
"You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker"
Says my buddy from The Offspring, and he's sure right,
You've been wastin' yourself homie, your rhymes ain't so tight

Yo, everyone of you clowns needs to drop that Dr. Seuss rhyme style/
I was only 3 years old in the 80's but I still came like a wild child/
Straight smoked cats like Black n' Milds/
Bitch please, I'm up to date like a calendar/ You ain't no challenger/
You ain't got no skills to pay no bills/ You ain't a rapper just cuz you got a fake iced-out grill/
Cats call me the mountain top cuz once you reach me it ain't nothin' but down hill/
Muthaf*cka I'm ill/ Like SARS/ Off the top lyrics leave you battle scarred/
Don't gotta read your raps to know your 6 bars leave you like a f*ckin' retard/

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

My dearest apologies, but I lost interest 3 lines in,
as your rhymes are getting longer I can sense your talent is growing thin,
the wolf IS at the door my friend, you are not mistaken
its huffin and its puffin, blowing your pork ass into bacon.
You struggle to keep my attention in fact I don't even bother looking twice,
where you might see yourself more public enemy, I see...

Yo, if you went 3 lines in you musta heard about my hostility/
Raw rhyme style ability/ Pause for a second and straight kill you cats with mere tranquility/
My talent may be thin but it's solid and never wasted/ You'll never taste it/
You can't beat me with freestyle rhymes that you copy and pasted/
We got the wolf at the door/ Blowin'/
His chick was here earlier doin' the same thing but with less b*tching and moanin'/
Hoein'/ I affect cats like contact stoning/ Before death give 'em serenity/ Leave you slurring words with blurry vision when you even try to get in my vicinity/

ProggyMan · 07-31-2008, 09:22 PM

Your raps are cheese too and I'm the grater, greater cause my raps got rhyme, but I got better use for my time, so bye-bye.

WolfAtTheDoor · 07-31-2008, 09:46 PM

Unfortunately, I can't understand a word of your posts
if thats the language you kids are using these days, the world has no hope!
So I've gone to the trouble, lo and behold,
of creating a video dictionary for you... YouTube - You've Been Rick Rolled!

WWWP · 07-31-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

Not even Jesus could fix those so called rhymes,
you're livin' in the 80's man, get it with the times,
If you're not up to date, you're left behind, sucker
"You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker"
Says my buddy from The Offspring, and he's sure right,
You've been wastin' yourself homie, your rhymes ain't so tight

Infinite points for using an Offspring referrence.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 08-01-2008, 11:04 AM

Come on guys, these are supposed to be RAP BATTLES.

Inserting pictures and youtube links isn't clever or ironic, it just dampens the entire mood of the thread.

WolfAtTheDoor · 08-01-2008, 12:06 PM

as a lyricist I know my limits,
so I survive through these kind of half hearted gimmicks.

pheurton · 08-01-2008, 12:44 PM

you're a kinkos copy of the worlds most emo neo nazi
I'll kick you in the labia and dance around high off wasabi

KonFess · 08-05-2008, 10:01 PM

What The ****? Is This A ****ing Battle?

The Uk Is Taking Over Even Chamillionaire Spits On Sways Tracks
Im BIG Making You Look Small Like Im Moving Away
Im Leaving You ****ers Behind Like Your In My Rear Veiw Mirror
The UK Is Causing A Massacre Leave You Left Behind Like A Passenger
Now Thats Something You Can Understand Properly
Now Lets Get This **** Started Properly

Castrate These ****s Cause When Im Done They Will Be Manless
No Manhood,Take There Tongues So Now There Harmless
And It Aint Over Till The Fat Lady Sings, And Your Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams
Cause Im Pulling You Apart Like Like A Doll Just Ripping At Its Seams
Pull You Apart Like Broken Dreams Noway To Fix It Like Jim When He's Dead
Ill Keep Your Heads And Put Them Up On The Towers
Its Enough Of This Lets Go Audio
Name The Place And Lets Do This

Alfred · 08-05-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor

as a lyricist I know my limits,
so I survive through these kind of half hearted gimmicks.

Limits? Limits? Who the fuck has limits?
Limits hold you back, you and the rest of these dimwits,
My raps are free, they say what they want,
Education mixed with rap makes the worst fuckin' taunt,
Retire from writing these so called lyrics,
they're pompous and dainty, a trait only for a cleric

07-31-2008, 09:10 PM	#571 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Even with uppity statements, you make one sh!tty poet, me, Chuck, and Mike D, we all know it, Put down the mic before your face gets redder, Your raps are cheese, in the form of chedder. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

07-31-2008, 09:22 PM	#573 (permalink)
ProggyMan Reformed Jackass Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,964	Your raps are cheese too and I'm the grater, greater cause my raps got rhyme, but I got better use for my time, so bye-bye.

07-31-2008, 09:46 PM	#574 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	Unfortunately, I can't understand a word of your posts if thats the language you kids are using these days, the world has no hope! So I've gone to the trouble, lo and behold, of creating a video dictionary for you... YouTube - You've Been Rick Rolled!

08-01-2008, 11:04 AM	#576 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Come on guys, these are supposed to be RAP BATTLES. Inserting pictures and youtube links isn't clever or ironic, it just dampens the entire mood of the thread.

08-01-2008, 12:06 PM	#577 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor ironing your socks Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I'm in a rocknroll band. huh. Posts: 396	as a lyricist I know my limits, so I survive through these kind of half hearted gimmicks.

08-01-2008, 12:44 PM	#578 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 990	you're a kinkos copy of the worlds most emo neo nazi I'll kick you in the labia and dance around high off wasabi

08-05-2008, 10:01 PM	#579 (permalink)
KonFess Groupie Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Coventry Posts: 1	What The **? Is This A ing Battle? The Uk Is Taking Over Even Chamillionaire Spits On Sways Tracks Im BIG Making You Look Small Like Im Moving Away Im Leaving You ers Behind Like Your In My Rear Veiw Mirror The UK Is Causing A Massacre Leave You Left Behind Like A Passenger Now Thats Something You Can Understand Properly Now Lets Get This Started Properly Castrate These **s Cause When Im Done They Will Be Manless No Manhood,Take There Tongues So Now There Harmless And It Aint Over Till The Fat Lady Sings, And Your Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams Cause Im Pulling You Apart Like Like A Doll Just Ripping At Its Seams Pull You Apart Like Broken Dreams Noway To Fix It Like Jim When He's Dead Ill Keep Your Heads And Put Them Up On The Towers Its Enough Of This Lets Go Audio Name The Place And Lets Do This