holdfasthope

Yo bitch im im so cool
cooler then you, you stupid tool..
this is coops and ethan bustin out
a fat beat straight from the streets
yo, you aint got no match for these beats
so go back to your rich upper class streets
were straight out of the hood gee
aiight? its quite clear to see
you aint no match for alexis and holdfast
so go back to yer preschool rhymes and yer vanilla ice tape
cause were lyrically perfoming rape
so next time you come struttin your white ass around
think twice, or your face will meet the ground
ill take you to the doggie pound
cause thats where a bitch like you belongs
you can go smoke your bongs,
you'll neve be as cool as Ethan
when it comes down to it, he is the man
coops'll own yer ass with his phat beets
his lyrics are straight from the street
so skeet skeet away
cause coops and ethan are here to stay
so listen you ghey just run the **** away



by me and ethan.

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sleepy jack

Word up.

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Merkaba

The words on your street belong in the stables/
And you wonder why you can't get your white arses a label/
This here is where you need to be/
The level I'm at is like the alphabet, you're at F and I'm at T/
Lyrics don't write themselves so there's no saving you/
How can you flow when you've just got no go?/
You're pumpin out the crusty beats and they'll pull the curtains on your show.
I'm given you a taste of the stuff that'll be kickin your arse/
You don't gotta smoke grass to make this shit last, it's all natural/
Comin at ya with shards of glass, this here is class/
I got my 44 at the ready, holding it steady/
One shot and I'll sink your pink teddy/ You want a battle? Bring it, I'm ready/
Fenix at the height of his game couldn't fake it/
Flake it, be the only way down/
But Fenix, it's different when someone who flows like water comes to town/
Listen to the sound, the rhythm, that beat, don't tell me, you're about to drown?/
And now I'll I move on to Ethan and a guy called hope/
Let me assist you hope, I'ma handing you some rope/
Theres the exit, you know the place, it's where your shaft entered the pope/
The beats on your preteen street haven't seen the light/
They're no challenge, not even worth my fabulous insight/
I'll play you some Vanilla Ice, I know you think it's tight/
Oh you can do better then that? Well I want to see/
I expect you to know you're abc's, and please, no masturbating in front of me/
Here I'm givin you a pen and some paper, show me some lyrical rape/
I'll get the deck and a tape/
This tape cost me a dollar, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt/
An for fuck sake hit me hard, no more pussying around, thats not what this thread is about.

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sleepy jack

You merkaba throwin preschool insults
Well actually learn to rhyme youll get real results
Im fly even when i aint high so go cry
Youll be wondering why i raped you so bad
Stuck my lyrically penis in your mouth you once had
Your jaws on the floor you cant believe i made you look like a whore
Heres one more for the score
I ripped your c0ck off and thew it to a chick
she said it was possibly the smallest d1ck
she'd ever seen keep in mind this prostitude
has done a million boys
i aint trying to be coy
but rappings my joy
and listen up boy
Your a poser
So im gonna close this rhyme
later buttface see you another time

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Merkaba

Alex I've seen saggy man breasts with more poke then that
I ask you to hit me hard and you hand me this crap
Wheres my baseball bat I've got a homerun to hit
Your curveball is slower then old granny murphy jumpin at the bit
Watch this strike, it's no soft swipe, it'll hit you harder then whatevers in your pipe
Needless to say I knew you'd foul with the soft stuff
Penis and hoes just ain't enough
You gotta get angry, the beats gotta be manly, and don't worry about when I snap back at ya
Cause I'll impress everyone, particularly your family, and especially old ma an granpa,
Son seeing the prostitute talk just reminded me
Last i heard, didn't you work for free?
I'm takin it easy on you, my beat is ambling along merrily
But when you ask me to step it up to the absolute peak
I'll be waiting, rhymes, timing and flair just for you,theres no hiding around here
But be my guest, I'll give you a 10 second headstart
Take it at a run, or a sprint, however fast your fear will carry you before I tear you apart.

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PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

haha

this thread entertains me so much...

and i cant wait for fenix to come in here and shut you all down.

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Merkaba

Everyone knows Fenix will most likely do so, I'm just having some fun while I can

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holdfasthope

yo, coop dawg in da house
merkaba, you stupid mouse
you sniffed cheese, and fell for the trap
you try to rhyme, but my friend your just a strap
about to be beaten by a punk
this will end your rhymes and your bull**** junk
i hope for your sake, you can see you've lost
unfortunate its come at such a cost
i find rap just a bit ghey
who am i kidding? its made society decay
an abyss of bull****, its so worthless
though not as bad as you and your boyfriends penis
that sh1ts just fu*cked up
so bitch, you better back up
yo, this rhyme is your downfall
your as useless as a green piece of ****, thats all
id love to kick you in the head
but id feel bad, cause your most likely an imbred
thats right i went there, paid out your parents
it was awkward, so they made love in silence
brother and sister, man thats screwed
yes a play on words right there, but now to conclude
dont bust in on this hood unprepared
you and me just can not be compared
fu*ck you, you'll do exactly what i tell you (in your sig)
go pray for a bitter existence
you believe in the yin-yang, but **** dawg, this fight aint in balance
the scales are in my favour
like a middle eastern bomber
you will fall like the rest
for you see, I am the best.

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TrampInaTux

I've seen off more than my fair share of fakers in the past/
and now it's your turn to peer into the looking glass/
and see just how long your yankee @ss will last/
you can't touch this 'homie' cos I'm moving too fast/
Look at y'all thinkin you black but your whiter than shady/
I'll knock you down before you can say Ice Ice Baby/
In a movie you'd be comedy and I'd be thriller/
Ice cream I'd be strawberry you'd be vanilla/
Get a taste of flavour-the taste of failure/
You've lasted till now-be glad for how long I've gave ya/
Be thankful that I've battled you cos this is what has made ya/
Forget Buffy this is Hobo the wigga slayer/
Packed my machette to cut through the cr*p and the grime/
Just to hear a kid who can actually spit a good rhyme/
and I'm disappointed cos my quest goes on/
and on and on like the size of my schlong/
you may have a big mac but your girl told me the beef tastes wrong/
She goes commando cos her @ss has eaten her thong/
See I dropped you down now spend an hour to match this/
You take more time to write a rhyme than Royal Mail dispatches/
I'm at the finishing line before they shoot the gun/
you're right... you don't need to say Grace when the main course ain't begun...

Fenixpunk

This chump isn’t done yet? Still trying to ball/
Confused why your name wasn’t on opening call?/
You didn’t meet the weigh in, sorry, you’re too small/
Come back in a few years, maybe then you can brawl/
Fact is I’ve annihilated you every time in the past/
With ease I continue to keep owning your ass/
Breaking you is as simple as a brick thrown through glass/
Your flows are back in coach, my flows are first class/
Now its time to hang the hobo, who’s next to beat the bum?/
I’m sure hell let you know just exactly where he’s from/
Jolly ol’ England, so proud, and so unique/
(Oh but we kicked your ass once before, your flows and your army both are weak)
You feel you’re at the top of your game, then let me explain to you technique/
Most people grasp the concept quickly, for you it will probably take all week/

I would speed it up, but you can’t keep up, when you give it up, I won’t let up,
you cant put up, maybe when you grow up, till then shut up, you turn corrupt, while i erupt, so now what’s up?/

You come from England so you should recognize a crown/
I flow harder than a river and everyone’s here to watch you drown/
The name fits you nicely, a hobo is nothing but a bum clown/
Ill leave you face down, alone like a ghost town, rip you up like a prom gown and throw you out like a bad sound/
You flow like you’re defecating/
claim you got it, but were still waiting/
to much of your times spent masturbating/
by the looks of the flows you’ve been creating/

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