Rap Battles (hip-hop, rap, microphone, quote, Erhu)

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-09-2007, 11:44 PM

god I hate your stupidity, you incestuous future rapist.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-10-2007, 12:04 AM

I don't have to say much; being hateful is your own punishment.

sleepy jack · 03-10-2007, 12:10 AM

Fucking shut up both of you, i'm sick of your bitching take it to PMs.

enemyat_thesix · 03-10-2007, 12:18 AM

And to think I clicked on this thread in hopes of reading clever lyrical shootouts.

Vixen25 · 03-10-2007, 08:45 AM

wow....

Trauma · 03-10-2007, 12:53 PM

I'm a lyrisoligist
I make raps rhyme
The words I spit
Sell as fast as a dime
They're hot biotch,
Hot, hot
Take yo' pants off nig!
Real quick if ya dig
I'm not horny, I'm just joking
Click my sig!
Throw you on the bed
Just like I said
Before you even know it
Inside you is my lead
Yes I refer to
My penis as a gun
I'm so fucking metal
It's all that I cum
So you better watch it
If we're going steady
You might be surprised
To find a hot n' ready
In your face
Up in yo' grill
I don't ever front but you can't
Call me chill
Take this to pm's
If you're angry about this rhyme
I don't see why though
Kicking ass is not a crime

YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED!

KRUGER · 03-12-2007, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

dangit kruger, now I'ma bust out my Luger,
and you'll get shot down worse than Loser,
I'm nothin' shy of a microphone abuser,
and u try to tell me my last rhyme was a snoozer,
please, get outta here with that bull*hit,
better get yourself a drink and get ready to gulp it,
'cause I'm about to put your mind to the test,
I'm totally unscathed like a bulletproof vest,
you think you beat me, but you're checking your chest,
so lay down, and stay down, 'fore I put you to rest,
I don't know why you have to be so decisive,
every time you spit, you talk sh*t like you diced it,
but I'ma let you know what I really think,
next time for your rhyme, why don't you just leave a link,
because you know it sounds like it's already been written,
by some guy that knows less than me about spittin',
why you gotta plagarize, just so you can fit in,
I fit in easily, like a hand into a mitten,
now I'ma put this rhyme to a fit end,
there's no need to lie, cuz it's yourself that your sh*ttin'

o.k. toolguy, i'll give this one last run
one more assault, but then i'm done
and it's not that you won, you just startin to bore me
sending me all these love notes, you must really adore me
you tryin to battle, but at what expense
you got rhyming words, but your ideas make no sense
you need to let the **** flow man, you too tense
but i gotta give it to ya, you persistent
but who am i battling, my competition's non-existent
your raps are corny, the premis mondane
your like the scarecrow from oz, ya got no brain
your whole style is weak, and your a drag
and your rhymes couldn't fight themselves outta a wet paper bag
you listen to hip-hop so you think you a hipster
man, log off your computer, and jerk off to pics of your sister

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-12-2007, 02:53 PM

Pwned. Except for the paper bag line, that just sucked.

KRUGER · 03-12-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

Pwned. Except for the paper bag line, that just sucked.

i can only try.

*frowns

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-12-2007, 06:14 PM

uhu, yeah that really sucked,
you wanted to really get me, but I guess you got stuck,
no matter how many times you hit me, you'll still be the shmuck,
You can call me an incest pri*ck, I don't give a f*ck,
I loaded up your gun, but you couldn't pull the trigger,
you pulled that sister line, you think that makes you bigger,
you think that jab took courage?, heh, go figure,
that's like seeing a black dude at a rodeo, an calling him a n*gger,
I configure these rhymes, and got beats in my mind,
so if you read this, just know it's quitting time,
you're not getting bored, you're just f*cking up your enzymes,
come back again, I'll beat you ten more times,
there's plenty of rhymes for me to throw around,
my style's unparalleled, I amaze and astound,
right now, you're still perpendicular to the ground,
you're like a bottle of gatorade, you're about to get downed,
there's no sound coming from your end of the phone,
you hung yourself with the cord, and all I hear's the dial tone,
you say you're getting bored, and you think I've been pwned,
but you're gonna' get the sword, if you keep f*cking with my throne.

03-10-2007, 08:45 AM	#445 (permalink)
Vixen25 Groupie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under your bed. Posts: 6	wow.... __________________ "Sometimes we take chances, sometimes we take pills"- Fall Out Boy

03-10-2007, 12:53 PM	#446 (permalink)
Trauma snickers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: detroit Posts: 2,194	I'm a lyrisoligist I make raps rhyme The words I spit Sell as fast as a dime They're hot biotch, Hot, hot Take yo' pants off nig! Real quick if ya dig I'm not horny, I'm just joking Click my sig! Throw you on the bed Just like I said Before you even know it Inside you is my lead Yes I refer to My penis as a gun I'm so fucking metal It's all that I cum So you better watch it If we're going steady You might be surprised To find a hot n' ready In your face Up in yo' grill I don't ever front but you can't Call me chill Take this to pm's If you're angry about this rhyme I don't see why though Kicking ass is not a crime YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED! __________________ A mi no me importa nada Para mi la vida es un sueño

03-10-2007, 12:04 AM	#442 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	I don't have to say much; being hateful is your own punishment.

03-12-2007, 06:14 PM	#450 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	uhu, yeah that really sucked, you wanted to really get me, but I guess you got stuck, no matter how many times you hit me, you'll still be the shmuck, You can call me an incest prick, I don't give a fck, I loaded up your gun, but you couldn't pull the trigger, you pulled that sister line, you think that makes you bigger, you think that jab took courage?, heh, go figure, that's like seeing a black dude at a rodeo, an calling him a ngger, I configure these rhymes, and got beats in my mind, so if you read this, just know it's quitting time, you're not getting bored, you're just fcking up your enzymes, come back again, I'll beat you ten more times, there's plenty of rhymes for me to throw around, my style's unparalleled, I amaze and astound, right now, you're still perpendicular to the ground, you're like a bottle of gatorade, you're about to get downed, there's no sound coming from your end of the phone, you hung yourself with the cord, and all I hear's the dial tone, you say you're getting bored, and you think I've been pwned, but you're gonna' get the sword, if you keep f*cking with my throne.