Rap Battles (lyric, metal, microphone, Horn, Ching)

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-08-2007, 07:22 PM

Luckily, no rap producer would ever sign you, so you'll remain in your white trash trailer park.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-08-2007, 08:01 PM

Actually I live in a huge house, all by myself. It's a bit of heaven.

KRUGER · 03-09-2007, 10:50 AM

hey there, tool man you better
learn how to use them tools
cuz if you don't, you gon loose
i didn't wanna blast off, but
you done lit my fuse
and clark kent was just a babbling fool
so don't confuse
the real man of steal with your underoos
so you've got confucious, clark get, dragnet
man, that sure is a lot of dudes
that have spent some time, inside you
now your the one leaving clues
about which part of you
that most gets used
but i won't go there it's not what i do
and your last "attack" i basically slept through
your MY hero??
now finally i'm amused!!

one

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-09-2007, 02:31 PM

Psh. Ice-T, MC Hammer and Sugarhill Gang.

Kevorkian Logic · 03-09-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRUGER

hey there, tool man you better
learn how to use them tools
cuz if you don't, you gon loose
i didn't wanna blast off, but
you done lit my fuse
and clark kent was just a babbling fool
so don't confuse
the real man of steal with your underoos
so you've got confucious, clark get, dragnet
man, that sure is a lot of dudes
that have spent some time, inside you
now your the one leaving clues
about which part of you
that most gets used
but i won't go there it's not what i do
and your last "attack" i basically slept through
your MY hero??
now finally i'm amused!!

one

Rappers don't use double explanation marks.

White boys do though.

KRUGER · 03-09-2007, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevorkian Logic

Rappers don't use double explanation marks.

White boys do though.

nah, you got it wrong. they're two knife wounds with two bullet holes underneath them.

. .. .. ... . .. ...ok, i'm white, really white *shrugs*

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-09-2007, 04:49 PM

Lol.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-09-2007, 09:40 PM

dangit kruger, now I'ma bust out my Luger,
and you'll get shot down worse than Loser,
I'm nothin' shy of a microphone abuser,
and u try to tell me my last rhyme was a snoozer,
please, get outta here with that bull*hit,
better get yourself a drink and get ready to gulp it,
'cause I'm about to put your mind to the test,
I'm totally unscathed like a bulletproof vest,
you think you beat me, but you're checking your chest,
so lay down, and stay down, 'fore I put you to rest,
I don't know why you have to be so decisive,
every time you spit, you talk sh*t like you diced it,
but I'ma let you know what I really think,
next time for your rhyme, why don't you just leave a link,
because you know it sounds like it's already been written,
by some guy that knows less than me about spittin',
why you gotta plagarize, just so you can fit in,
I fit in easily, like a hand into a mitten,
now I'ma put this rhyme to a fit end,
there's no need to lie, cuz it's yourself that your sh*ttin'

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 03-09-2007, 10:12 PM

You're nothin' shy of a n00b.

~~TheUsedToolguy~~ · 03-09-2007, 10:44 PM

OK, Hurrilame

03-09-2007, 10:50 AM	#433 (permalink)
KRUGER Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: dirty jersey, usa Posts: 104	hey there, tool man you better learn how to use them tools cuz if you don't, you gon loose i didn't wanna blast off, but you done lit my fuse and clark kent was just a babbling fool so don't confuse the real man of steal with your underoos so you've got confucious, clark get, dragnet man, that sure is a lot of dudes that have spent some time, inside you now your the one leaving clues about which part of you that most gets used but i won't go there it's not what i do and your last "attack" i basically slept through your MY hero?? now finally i'm amused!! one __________________ yesterday was the eve of destruction. today was the biggest let down. www.myspace.com/kruger609

03-08-2007, 08:01 PM	#432 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	Actually I live in a huge house, all by myself. It's a bit of heaven.

03-09-2007, 09:40 PM	#438 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	dangit kruger, now I'ma bust out my Luger, and you'll get shot down worse than Loser, I'm nothin' shy of a microphone abuser, and u try to tell me my last rhyme was a snoozer, please, get outta here with that bullhit, better get yourself a drink and get ready to gulp it, 'cause I'm about to put your mind to the test, I'm totally unscathed like a bulletproof vest, you think you beat me, but you're checking your chest, so lay down, and stay down, 'fore I put you to rest, I don't know why you have to be so decisive, every time you spit, you talk sht like you diced it, but I'ma let you know what I really think, next time for your rhyme, why don't you just leave a link, because you know it sounds like it's already been written, by some guy that knows less than me about spittin', why you gotta plagarize, just so you can fit in, I fit in easily, like a hand into a mitten, now I'ma put this rhyme to a fit end, there's no need to lie, cuz it's yourself that your sh*ttin'

03-09-2007, 10:44 PM	#440 (permalink)
~~TheUsedToolguy~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Joplin, MO Posts: 468	OK, Hurrilame