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Old 03-05-2007, 10:31 PM   #421 (permalink)
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yes, I know freaking matious,
all your posts are tedious,
as can-be-ious,
so get right out of my face-ious,
and Crowquill, you know you just like,
him better cuz he kisses your *ss,
it's been like that from the beginning,
I see through the glass,
and no one knows how to come on here,
and rap about anything sincere,
it's alway Tutgs an incest,
or tutg's such a queer,
but have no fear,
cuz I'm about to make it clear,
as long as you read what I said,
there's a brighter day ahead,
at least I said what you couldn't admit,
you got low self esteem, that's why ur face full of zits,
and then you wonder why your life is in shambles,
it's bcuz while your proporting all these rambles,
you never bothered to take a look at your self,
in the mirror, it's starting to get clearer,
why people hate me so much,
they're afraid to see in themselves,
what they see in me,
are you trying to tell me that your,
concience is empty,
and your not ashamed of anything from your past,
you could have signed it, but you sh*t on my cast,
but it washes right off, cuz I'll turn my back on u,
how far do I have to go before we're,
sure you'll see it through,
I could say it before, and I'll say it again,
I'm not a d*mn bit ashamed of the things I did,
and I'd rather have cowards know it,
and hold it over my head,
cuz now it's your problem, not mine,
now go to bed,
and wake up tomorrow, and think about what I said,
forget about all the other sh*t that you've read,
because I'm giving it to you straight in this thread,
I'm honest as can be, if I'm wrong in the head,
then I don't want to be right,
it's time to put you cowards to bed, nighty night
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:28 PM   #422 (permalink)
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yes, I know freaking matious,
all your posts are tedious,
as can-be-ious,
so get right out of my face-ious,
Haha, go drink a bottle of semen, you silly goose.
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Old 03-06-2007, 02:53 AM   #423 (permalink)
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Lmao, Crowquill & Matious. I think you just got told, bitch.
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Old 03-06-2007, 04:43 PM   #424 (permalink)
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your self esteem is provisional,
others liking you is conditional,
at least I can say you do like challenges,
you don't seem to understand how this is,
a never-ending battle for u,
you'll get stuck like glue,
I thought you knew but it seems you're still determined,
to still attempt to beat me, I thought you were learning,
that before you can be on my level,
you have to learn to lose,
so many times I was disheveled,
I sat around and sang the blues,
cuz my heart was in pieces,
while you were havin' threesomes,
yeah I'm not ashamed to say it,
I'm a lowlier creature than u,
because I was bound and determined,
to see my hard times through,
because once you come out on the other side,
life's so easy, it feels like a ride,
but you would never learn about delayed gratification,
you not bein' relieved puts u in a state of devastation,
you think it's all about ability,
but it takes some humility,
to know you're not bigger than god,
you especially, you're more like a pod,
me, I'm more like an extension of god's hand,
I've got to look after my people, before I can be the man,
so, think of this what you will,
but I already know you won't feel,
what I'm trying to say, because,
I know you're only lookin' for something to pick at,
something to claw at w/ paws like a kitty cat,
I've already failed to you, but that's where you made the mistake,
you've got to eat your veggies before you eat your cake,
and mine is unsaturated and unsweetened,
if you wanna' play it's cool, I've already been beaten
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:10 AM   #425 (permalink)
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yeah so im new to this thread/ but i see to many dudes dreamin/ time to put them to bed/ i slice through ya rhymes/ like a razor slits wrists/ ya'll got rhymes/ but no style exists/ i'll try to give advice/ which is somthin ya'll need/
cuz even reading this trash/ is makin my ears bleed/ ya'll need to go back to school/ sit at a desk/ cuz these rhymes/ elementary at best/ so now we're in class/ time for roll call/ eminem, vanilla ice/ looks like we got 'em all/ i'll type this slow/ cuz i know ya'll can't read that fast/ g i v e i t u p/ y o u r t i m e h a s p a s s e d/ ya'll got burned/ that's the fact/ my rhymes so tight/ that i won't need to come back/

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Old 03-07-2007, 06:38 PM   #426 (permalink)
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yeah, but you'll be back in a jiffy,
cuz that might have looked really spiffy,
that eminem and vanilla ice line was quite thrifty,
but to be honest, it wasn't that nifty,
but I'm glad you decided to join the fire,
since everyone else already retired,
and just when you start to perspire,
I'll hit you with rhymes sharper than barb wire,
my words don't have to hit you that hard,
you might as well be dealing with a rhyming retard,
but just remember that I do got heart,
so if you come and test me, you give me a jump start,
it's like shock therapy to a mind that doesn't need it,
and when I'm coming at you so quick, you won't conceive it,
and after a few rhymes you will believe that,
you're gonna be up to your knees in deep sh*t,
ankles in the magma, and feet down in hell,
head up in the clouds, sayin' oh well,
if you think you've still got a prayer, I'm compelled,
to tell you 'bout the rhymers that tried to drop me and fell,
oh well, they come and they go like yesterday's news,
Freddy Krueger lost and now he's watching Blue's Clues,
so c'mon, now and try to kill me when I snooze,
fight me however you want, either way you're gonna lose
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:03 AM   #427 (permalink)
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Fat bitches need love
But first they gotta pay
Hoes give me sex
Every single day

That's why I'm rich son
I ain't never play games
Just sitting here
I've earned thirty dames

I'm like Haley Joel
That kid from the sixth sense
Dollars find me
I don't call them pence

This rhyme is random
Maybe whack, I confess
But you'll read it
Wanting to undress

It's fine, go ahead
I get it all the time
I'd be in jail
If sex was a crime

Be quiet, don't speak
Just take your pants off now
Yeah in the sac
Sup bitch, brown cow?

Chocolate milk, is an
Aphrodesiac, but
I don't need it
With my insanely large penis.





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the used tool guy, hah/ more like tim the tool man taylor/ tried to fix his ryhmes/ but resulted in failure/ yo, tool guy, didn't i see you on that show, home improvement/ your style is like a bobblehead/ with no movement/ tried to come hard/ but went soft/ wanted to cut me down/ but instead sliced his d*ck off/ yeah, i got my foot in hell/ cuz that's where i dwell/ and it's hard to want to leave/ cuz i do it so well/ and all the other dudes retired?/ nah, prolly just got bored/ cuz how many more of ya rhymes/ could they possibly ignore/ and how more times steppin to me/ can you really endure/ these rhymes hit you hard leave you guessing/ where's the ceiling, wheres the floor?/ makes me kinda wonder/ what they hell you tryin for?

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Old 03-08-2007, 07:05 PM   #429 (permalink)
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Spell check, Kruger. Also, you had much better ammo you could have used. Check out the first quote in my sig for details.
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Old 03-08-2007, 07:09 PM   #430 (permalink)
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no, actually they don't really hit me that hard,
somehow you tried to hit me, but u walked away scarred,
you threw punches and walked away exhausted,
you think you're gonna win, but you've already lost it,
because it started w/ your approach,
you try to be sick like a roach,
I'm trying to think like Confucious,
your confusing rhymes aren't conducive,
to thinking, I've concluded they're useless,
a new fish swimming w/ a great shark,
I wipe away evil like my first name was Clark,
no, you're not like Lex Luthor with kryptonite,
I've already got them in me so you might as well skip the fight,
I've accumulated so much evil, I attract it like a magnet,
others try to move on me, but they remain stagnate,
I pick up all the clues because I'm smarter than Dragnet,
and the best comeback you got is probably call me a ****ot,
but I've been there done that, you dunce cap, this dumb rap,
is such crap, compared to when I put on my thinking cap,
but I still make the effort to try and understand you,
I want it to be close so I won't outland you,
a hundred million punches to zero
I might be a middleweight, but I'll still be your hero,

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