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[MERIT] 02-21-2007 06:33 PM

I am rubber/
You are glue/
Whatever you say bounces off me/
And sticks to you/

Loser 02-21-2007 06:36 PM

Cleaver one :laughing:

TheUsedToolguy 02-21-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 339212)
I am rubber/
You are glue/
Whatever you say bounces off me/
And sticks to you/

I'm really cool; I'm really awesome; I'm like, the best person in the world; I hardly ever make mistakes, but if I do it's cool, everyone makes 'em. It's part of growing; I'm really good looking; I'm really positive; I have a great outlook; I take good care of my self; I love life; I love myself, and everyone else.

Ya know something, you're right!!

Trauma 02-21-2007 08:02 PM

My logic is,
Bitches get stitches
Tonight,
All of you get stitches



The battle has been won.

TheUsedToolguy 02-21-2007 08:27 PM

aw, snickers you're like/
such a meaniehead/
I mean snickers aren't even very good/
OK actually they are pretty good/
anyways, you said it man, you win/
I guess there's really nothing else to say after that/

Trauma 02-21-2007 08:28 PM

I'm not a "meaniehead", you just suck.

TheUsedToolguy 02-21-2007 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers (Post 339297)
I'm not a "meaniehead", you just suck.

I challenge you to come up w/ a rap w/ @ least 5 or 6 lines in it.

TheUsedToolguy 02-21-2007 10:12 PM

That's a shame, some people love to just sit over in the corner, and make fun of what's going on, and when they get singled out, they realize how foolish they actually are. C'mon Snickers, 6 good lines, that's all I want, in fact I won't even make fun of it no matter how bad it is.

[MERIT] 02-22-2007 11:48 AM

So I'ma mathematically decipher this cypher of sh*t from yo cerebrum/
No scalpel needed as I find ya weaknesses and I sieze 'em/
You're far from bein' big and ya whole style is lame/
You couldn't be "XL" if Chino was ya first name/
These bitches waited for me to leave before they decided to spit/
I scare the sh*t outta you f@ggots and ain't afraid to drop a clip/
I'll flip you kids for 12 straight through the end of the round/
I'ma monster in the ring and on the mic I astound/
Ya'll don't make a sound hoping this too will pass/
You far from bad but you sad and you done got knocked on ya ass/
You ho's are startin' to piss me off and I know ya'll don't need that/
I'll put my size 13 Lugz in ya face right where ya teeth at/
Remove ya jaw from it's socket with a single rhyme/
I'm off the top everytime as I strangle you with every line/
Forget about callin' out snickers, you see man/
Dude don't like to spit nothin' but semen/
Bitch finally got laid but his girl's a bit of a he-man/
I never hesitate to decimate posers that attempt to rap in my forum/
This decorum has been mutilated with ya'll raps that just bore 'em/
The entertainment value is low just like the reservoir of talent/
The lack there of is amazing in contrast to my valience/
I'm violent by nature, I hate you/
I'll make ya bitch watch as I lyrically rape you/
No reply is needed as this rap has self-actualized/
I tore through the competition and you bitches got cannibalized/

TheUsedToolguy 02-22-2007 05:51 PM

alright oojay that wasn't that bad/
but your rhyming style like others is just a fad/
throwing all those low blows is just kind of sad/
y try and make others feel like they've just been had/
you should try and educate in your rhymes/
cuz' the taste that u leave is sourer than limes/
take it from someone whose committed those crimes/
it's the taste in your own mouth, you'll learn thru time/
it makes it so much easier to combat u/
when u point the finger, there's 3 pointing back at u/
and it leaves stains on you just like a tattoo/
and now it's like 4 against 1 trying to detach u/
ur rhymes are alright/
but you're battling someone who is light/
cuz I shine so bright/
and I also fly just like a kite/
so before you go off throwing stones in my direction/
take a step back and ask yourself a question/
If I really feel like my life is such a blessing/
why am I so quick to attack my neighbor w/ no disgression?/


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