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ive got that little red button at the edge of my fingertips/ you can call me harry truman cuz i dont start it but ill finish $hit/ yall niggaz gettin frostbite from the cold war that im wagin/ who youre facin/ im someone youll never forget until your days end/its an all out assault/ youll get jolted until youve folded/ dont be reppin the techniques from the classes that im enrolled in/ its the school of hard knocks with a prerequisite of pain/dont hurt your brain/ tryin to come up with some rhymes that arent so lame/ i know that you aint too bright/ it seems youre lackin in the cabeza/ dont let me phase ya/ the special ed classes these days would amaze ya/ youre soundin just like yoda "i try to rap but smart im not"/ you claim to have some skills but all your last verses flopped/ your rhymes are all talk and no action/ and it seems to cause a chain reaction/ cuz all the motherf**kers that are up here frontin/ take the dicks out your mouth before you try to spit somethin/

thats who i be
 

hey guys...new to this..you said you wanted a good laugh..so hear it is..me introducing myself.....dont make fun of me because my forwars slash doesnt work...lol


got kicked outa school
but i wasnt a fool
got adopted at eleven
favorite number is seven
im 100 pounds and 5 foot 2
freestylin rhymes is what i do
im native and irish
dont drink like a fish
i may smoke weed
but i dont touch speed
i dont read books
but i got the looks
im sexy as hell
and my rhymes will sell
im misfit_shorty
thats who i be
well i hate fakers
and i cant stand fakers
i drink ice tea
ya i know you love me
misfit_shorty comin your way
listen up, i got lots to say
straight outa picton
ya i live for fun
i look thirteen
and im causin a scene
i aint ill,im just sick
now make it public
misfit_shorty
thats who i be
im small and im white
never flown a kite
just a small town girl
here to rock your world
just give me a chance
i can make you dance
cause im misfit_shorty
and thats who i be

And I thought I was bad...

thats not nice
 

give me a ****in break
at least my rhymes aint fake
all i am is being me
so shut your mouth and listen to me

Least I don't rhyme me with me,
Suck my pee pee,
Oh gee gee,
i can rhyme like im two,
Just like you,
You're really eww,

so the other day i was walking down the street
this wigga was lookin like he wanted to speak
but i looked away and walked on by
that f****er looked like he wanted to cry
if you dont like what i got to say
just turn around and walk away
i dont care what you think about me
to me youre just the size of a flea

im waitin for you to answer back
but i guess you wont coz your rhymes is wack
im new in the game
but its all the same
gimme somthin to read
common man,pick up the speed

lolz you can't spell n00b,
you're only saying that sh*t 'cause you haven't ever seen a boob,
so take a seat and listen well,
then we'll all get along oh so swell,

i guarantee i've seen more boobs than you
cause i've got a girlfriend and i own two
there sittin on my chest
and they're the best
and you'll never see them
'cause you're a him!!



(at least i think your a him...let me know if im wrong)..lol