sleepy jack

Hey you ever read a book called catcher in the rye?
I realize you may not be able to read anything longer
Then your sex life, aka a playboy but there this little quote
"All morons hate to be called a moron"
I'll let that speak for its self, how about stepping
Away from the keyboard, and picking up a book
And learning something so you don't have to focus
On the pettyness of something miniscule as a rhyme,
And maybe in the ink you can find a decent reason to attack me,
Because frankly i've heard nothing but lame comparissions,
And a pathetic attempt at coming across as a man with some intelligence.

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TrampInaTux

Crow go back to flattening your fringe
Your rhymes smell more pungent than your Mommys wet minge
I've got in on my fingers, all over my hands
She was tasting my icing cos I'm the candy man
Stop this rapping before you cause us an injury
I want to stab out my eyes with all these **** rhymes I see
Go back to the board, pick up the chalk
and remember this rhyme the next time you talk
I'm gonna give you some pointers, give you some tips,
so remember these the next time you try and spit
1. there is a thing called flow, don't know whether you know
this ain't song writing, we don't want depth
we don't want no emos with a noose round their neck
2. Catcher in the rye? Now you're just being smart
You gotta shoot for the balls, not shoot for the heart
while you're standing there like a plank flexing your brain
I'll be off with my rhymes seeing who else I can maim
3. Comparisons and intelligence? Now where's the rhyme here?
I think you've forgot what thread you're typing in, my dear.
In rap it's about the rhymes, not the length.
It's not about the big words, it's all about the strength.
And unfortunately, that's something you don't have.
So go back home kiddie, I'll pay for your cab.

[MERIT]

ive used my time off to hone my skills/ to count my kills/ makin paper to pay my bills/ aint nobody here gonna spit it like the champ/ i can see right through ya like a paper towel thats damp/ yall better get a calender and check the date/ oojays back on the scene and you still wanna hate?/ youre just upset cuz ive been rippin the microphone from the gate/ now youd best invest in the best form of protection for yo chest/ it aint no bulletproof vest/ its keepin your mouth shut like the rest/ if ive said it once ill say it again/ im shootin holes in your rhymes like the lyrical assassin/ if you wanna be disrespectin me ill be the last thing you ever see/ cuz when i pull out my glock youve got no choice but to swallow it like a c0ck/ yall must have a deathwish goin up against this pimp/ but your pride comes before your fall/ ill cut you off at the knees like a f*ckin gimp!

RHYMEFESTkillah

You've honed your skills?
You call that sh*t an improvement?
I hate to say it oojay, but with that kind of wordplay
I can tell you're gonna loose it quick
My rhymes are like Technique delux
You spent hours thinking of that f*cking rhyme yet--still it f*cking sucks
I've been known to wreck sluts, and fake internet gangsters
Sadly you don't even compare to them, you're just a third rate-rapping-prankster
I've seen you talking like your rhymes are biggie
The only thing biggie 'bout you is your jiggly man titties and your flow is sh*tty
Go back to your primitave rhyming village cause rap is my city

Fenixpunk

Calling out someone whos known to decapitate
Probably aint your first, but yo, it’s the last mistake
Like so many before you, I reply with a grin
You wanna battle this punk? **** homie, lets begin
And when your beggin for it to end cuz you cant take anymore
Crouched in a fetal position, tears covering the floor
Only then will you realize, youre out of your league
I can sit and spit all day with no signs of fatigue
Ill leave you broke, like your daddy, sucking **** for some crack
Ill take your mom out to dinner, bang her, and never call back
Im untouchable, like OJ, I can get away with murder
Hang on, your gfs here, I promise I wont hurt her
But don’t get on her case when she starts walking with a limp
Cuz she took all 9 inches like a champ, and been lovin it since.

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RHYMEFESTkillah

This is the guy who you've all let dominate?/
I think you're a little bit backwards hommie-this battle's yours, not my mistake/
This cat rhymes like Kevin Federline with premeditated lines he thought of three weeks ahead of time/
From the Genesis your rhymes were outta wack/
This guy jacks off so much that he has to suck dick to get the sperm back/
I think it's safe to say that no one wants to hear you rhyme no more/
this guy's a whore and I'll filet his spinal cord with a rusty sword/
Walking around this thread like he's got the 'Best Rapper' title/
I'll steal your plastic trophy and re-engrave it to say 'RHYMEFEST'S MY IDOL'/
Your style's idle and the statement that I've just claimed this thread is rightful.

RHYMEFESTkillah

i think after each little bit we need to say who won, just between the two previous raps.
is it okay to tie or anything? I dunno

Fenixpunk

i dominate for a reason,
no ones been close, not you, its fenix season,
you think i came up with that 3 weeks ahead?
untill you woke the giant, this threads been dead,
since ive left, this thread hasnt been read,
now that im out, its straight to your head
like a .45 to your dome the blood has been shed,
youre flow is tame, its lame, give it up
before this white boy from fenix shows you up
and all your "down" friends will attack you
cuz they wont hang with whos rhymes slack
you think they are with you, but once youre beat, they dont got your back
you can call me a punk, but i warn you im a hoodlum
ill piss on your grave, im the king, its been proven
so my advice to you kid is you need stay in school,
this white boy owns you, youre nothing but my tool,
and with you i will once again show MB how i reign,
you downgrade the "brits" but to me youre all the same
no flows, no style, you dont come close, you give your best
This if FenixPunk mother fucker, i just layed your weak ass to rest.

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Fenixpunk

i will admit, this line is one of the best ive been up against:

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RHYMEFESTkillah

You're the self proclaimed king but your rhymin's wack/
I just laughed so hard I gave my entire lineage heart attacks/
Your lines come across as weak--consistantly/
don't bother too much cuz that's the way that sh*ts supposed to be/
you don't come close to me/
I've noticed one thing from this Fenixpunk, in every line/
His sh*t ain't rapping dude it's basic nursery rhyme/
Throw in a multi or a funny punchline, perhaps then I'll call you a challenge till then you're just wasting my time/
your audience has flat laughlines from that wack sh*t he just spit in his last lines/
My rhyme is dope as f*ck- blasting punks like land mines/
Laid my ass to rest? that's funny sh*t/
i'm coming at you with some rusty siccors and I'll leave your chest split/
I'll say it again you can't rhyme complex and your style's weak/
you rap like a 14 year old geek tripping on 8 grams of tweak/
Fenix you don't make the grade, your rhymes don't cut it/
Every line I spit merely re-instates that I am dope as sh*t.