I got the technique you speak/
Technique in bed your girls a freak/
for you the futures bleak/
for me its sweet/
spit rhymes with fire in my belly/
your rhymes so wet we need to wear wellies/
so good you'd think i was as black as kweli/
better beats than R. Kelly/
I put the key in my ignition/
set off on my mission/
shh... shh... listen/
these are the things you're missing/
If you want beef then we'll take it outside/
away from your ears and straight between your eyes/
next day listen to the news bulletin/
cos I got .45 and it's got bullets in/
ready to be fired/
your life has expired/
your beats are growing tired/
your teeth gonna be wired/
I understand why you wanna retaliate/
cos you know I'm the best there's no debate/
this is the ring and I'm the heavyweight/
heavens calling and boy you're late/
they waiting for you at the pearly gates/
I show you up like your Mom at the bar/
I fuck your girl then I smash your guitar/
Everyones got their fingers on the 9 ready to dial 11/
cos this shits over before its even begun/
the battles won/
your mouth is numb/
cos kid you've choked/
your wallets empty cos I made you broke/
Dude dont joke I aint aggrivated/
Im as excited as when I see your mama naked/
Now thats a low blow that you dont see in the ring/
thast one you see in politics-and I'm the king/
Move over cos Hobo's ready to finish/
destroy hobo and hav his rep diminished/
slower than a retard doing math/
quicker than me shooting up to the top of the class/
cos heres the rap battle 101/
never fuck with a hobo with a locked and loaded gun/
leave you sweating more than if you was on the Sun/
now hear em chant hobo cos the battles been won/

















See you thought hobo was gonna stop right there/
but then you scrolled down and now you're trembling in fear/
but this aint over I just keep going/
Like a freight train this hobo there aint no slowing/
your fans have died but mine keep growing/
growing and growing and growing till the worlds exploding/
all these rhymes that I'm here unloading/
and all these skills that here I be showing/
its like nuclear war hide under the tables/
leave your legs frozen to the spot like your disabled/
so board up your windows and lock your doors/
cos heres some talent that you aint seen before/
If you've looked at this thread before then of that I'm sure/
Your rhymes are torn and you're lines are flawed/
My gun may fire blanks but at least it ain't my cock/
my girl told me you couldn't get it up so you had to stop/
she came to me for some proper stuff/
she's meeting with me on friday cos she can't get enough/
and a little tip-she likes it rough/
she likes me being tough/
she told me you're a poof/
said you prefer to cuddle than go full on/
she was wondering what side of the fence you batted on/
The only MC you'll see is in front of donalds/
And while you're there say hi to Ronald/
Do people mistake you for a clown cos you're so damn white?/
Well everyones heated up cos I'm putting this honky right/
I pulled the Fenix down when he was about to take flight/
I've already fucked his MILF I got his girl tonight/
So beat this 2 verses to witness/
2 times the power means I'm back in business/
ready to own Fenix then walk away and dismiss this/
leave him in a coffin and steal all his riches/
Take on all rappers and make them my bitches/
cos you all got style but that style has got glitches/
and those glitches exposed for all to witness/
cos I'll leave you praying and preaching more than Hari Krishnas/
and you will all regret the day you fucked with hobojesus...

Time to take this hobo and throw him back into the gutter/
No need to repeat myself, you heard me right, I didn’t stutter/
So watch how its done, cuz im making this a reality/
Not gonna claim I banged your chick cuz im not into beastiality/
And ill leave your mom alone cuz I don’t like to wait in line/
Instead ill bash you with my flows while i continue to be the one who shines/
Theres no stopping me now so try and keep up with the pace/
Its time for me to wipe that retarded grin off your face/
2 flows in a row, wow, youre still a welfare case/
A disgrace/ still ending up in last place/
Your flows stumble so much we should call you hobo the klutz/
You want some advice? GET OFF MY NUTTS!!/
Go back to your pretending that your packin mad guns/
momma said youll shoot your eye out so she wont buy you one/
And while your playin cops and robbers with the other kids on your street/
Ill wait for someone with some skills cuz your too easy to beat/
Admit defeat/ the evidence is as solid as concrete/
Fenixpunk - undefeated, hoboklutz youre flows depleted/
(said some nasty shit right here) but its deleted/
cuz i felt bad for the way youve been mistreated/
my rhymes are hot, theyre superheated/
i could go on, but it would sound conceited/
Theres no need for a second verse when I cant be dethroned/
So ill end this shit right now cuz once again you’ve been owned/

I'm the rap equivalent of Einstein/
Except I don't excel in Science, I excel in rhymes/
and remember they timed/
to explode at any time/
so don't dismiss/
when you can't touch this/
I'm on the pedestal at number one/
the same number one you're trying to knock me from/
But I don't budge/
I stick like Fudge/
don't try and beat me/
cos you can't see me/
I seem to be climbing like I'm on the rocks/
I'm shaking my cage and I'm breaking the locks/
You're rattling from your hair to your socks/
you can't break out of this trap like you can't Fort Knox/
this is the apocolypse that the Bible told you about/
The end is nigh so deliver before your time runs out/
you got a couple of minutes before I close the book/
and disregard you as a kid who couldn't rap for ****/
You're about to be just a worthy opponent/
someone who turned up but couldn't seize the moment/
while you only chatter-I'm the one who owns/
and you wanna know? I got more guns that Leon./
I could pull this trigger and you're head would be gone/
I could have you on your knees, your tongue cleaning my chrome/
I got the power and the money, just so you know where I'm coming from/
Time to realise that I'm totally different from you/
If I got a problem I solve it-don't slit my wrists like you do/
So while you're out in your black T with your Emo crew/
Thinking about how much of this battle true/
just remember/
you got destroyed by a new member/
the first to put the /'s on the end of my verses/
that you now use at the end of your mindless curses/
i didn't need to write two verses I could own you in one/
but I thought I may aswell while I was on the run/
and when I'm running it's always through you/
straight through-leave you colder than if you had the flu/
so hobo wins again, tell me what's new?/
Now I've got better, hopefully you will too/
cos I need competition/
to stop repitition/
every battles a demolition/
I'm launching an expedition/
to find someone else/
who can lend Fenix help/
he can't do it on his own/
when he's too busy getting boned/
so who's gonna fill in when Fenix is put out/
we need a new kid who ain't afraid to run their mouth/

I'm hoping to move this thread to the General music forum. If someone helps me do this, then this thread will now appear in general music. If you see this thread closed, then you know why.

EDIT: Right so I take it this thread isn't being closed... well I think I've changed my mind anyways. I'll just put this in my sig so it gets some popularity-we need more people posting in this! If anyone reads this can they please delete the General Music rap battles.

I don’t need help, I run alone/
An army of one and harder than stone/
A breath of originality, while youre just a clone,
Ive heard it all before the way you bitch and moan/
Kneeling at the foot of my throne, hoping ill throw you a bone/
With your imitation cologne and no skills of your own/
Following fenix like youre my own personal sheep/
You try to compete but everytime I go deep/
Putting subliminal thoughts in your subconscious mind/
Pulling the wool over your eyes make you think you were blind/
Silence every word that you speak till you think youre a mute/
Then laugh in your face with a middle finger salute/
My flows are like razors slice your eardrums till your deaf/
Then chop you and dice you quicker than a 5 star chef/
Spittin rhymes faster than a tommy gun, I cant be outdone/
Im impervious to pain while you sit there in agony/
Broken and battered from the beaten you’ve got from me/
Leave you lookin like youcame from a concentration camp/
You messed with the champ, I sealed your fate with my stamp/
My styles, my flows, my knowledge of hoes,
the way I wear my clothes, none of it can ever be duplicated/
you can try and imitate it/
but I outshine everytime with the verses im creating/
ill write your first line for you so take out your pen-

“damn that guy fenix keeps beating me again and again…”

Beaten? No man I ain't even phased/
I can run through you again and again and still not be dazed/
check out your flows they as ugly as your wife/
I'll leave you crying so much you'll be reaching for the knife/
You'll be on your knees saying you've had enough/
tears leaving your eyes and wetting your face muff/
This is the time where you leave the room/
get up, go out, I'm sure we'll meet soon/
How longs it been since you last replied?/
You was away for that long I thought you might have died/
So you come back and then think you can challenge me?/
Well I'm trice as strong, and more of a beast than your f*cking goatee/
So you say you're a mod, well you'll have to ban me/
You can't have a kid on this forum who can beat you so easily/
I'll think you'll find thats another point to me/
Another one, I'm on a killing spree/
So that's your last breath, and don't return/
you spent to much time away, I hope that's a lesson learned...

ive spent some time away cuz i gotta make that bank/
not that you would know what thats like, youve got momma to thank/
a point for you? um lets see..no/
get me started and just see how far this hoodlum will go/
you should of taken the time i was gone and studied/
instead of kissing ass in the lounge cuz now your left bloodied/
ouch, you dissin my wife, dont sweat it/
if i was to take this seriously youd think twice and regret it/
leave you with more viruses than your mom spreads in a day/
your trying to be hardcore, but comin off like youre ***/
one day you might grow up and grow facial hair like me/
it grows on your chest and your balls, watch, youll see/
then you wont be lookin like a 12 yr old skank/
used up and discarded, youve got me to thank/
youve been beaten retarded if you think you can hang/
i run with 602, hillbillys in GA aint no thang/

Fenix replied! My God celebrate/
I'm so excited, tell your wife to help me masturbate/
I need four hands to get the full pleasure/
you don't believe me? Here's a ruler, measure/
My Mom spreads viruses? Nah, I don't think so/
don't forget you're the one that married a ho/
Maybe YOU should think twice before messing with my flow/
You'll send me a virus just because you've been shown/
now take my advice while you still can/
stop thinking about hard drives, mega bites and RAM/
cos there's time and a place for rapping so mild/
And what's that place? Well it's called 8 mile.

why always jackin off, thats right, cant get none/
make sure the door is locked, and clean up when your done/
dont want momma findin stains on yer sheet/
or walkin in on ya while your poundin the meat/
shed have daddy sit you down and teach you about birds and bees/
"this is where babies come from hobo, now get down on your knees"/
i guess getting molested will cause you to become a chronic masturbator/
i wouldnt know, been gettin laid since i was a 5th grader/
while i was bangin the teacher, you was gettin banged by the preacher/
while im gettin head in my boat, youre takin a load down your throat/
i roll on dubs with a system thats bumpin
while you ride a schwinn and peak when your parents are humpin/
tryin to get a glimpse of what grown ups do past your bedtime/
cuz momma put a parental block on your comp when youre online/
saw you lookin up ghey porn and swore it would be the last time/
dont feel bad everybodys not doing, despite what you hear/
well, ok, everyone but you, but thats no reason to go queer/
and if you enjoy all the **** in the ass that youve got in the past, good for you/
theres clubs and meetings you can go where people support you/
im sure theirs plent in GA so they wont be hard to find/
just look for the rainbow flags on the sign/
now you cant look me in the eye cuz you know its all true/
ive exposed hobo like your daddy exposes himself to you/
id call the cops on the douche bag and cut of his manhood/
but it seems to me you like it, so go on, its all good.

Never thought I'd do this, but I'm backing down. I have nothing to say to that. You have actually managed to infect me with writers block. Got to give you my respect there, I have been beaten. Even though that s**t ain't true by the way-read my name, I'm freakin Jesus! The priests suck MY dck!