The Rolling Stones vs. The Beatles

Neapolitan · 07-13-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thelonelystoner

is this poll seriously accurate? the rolling stones got ****ing ONE MILLION votes? how the **** is this even possible

and i'm not even saying just because i like the beatles better

Yes, the results are quite serious and unfortunately accurate - a real disappointment for Beatle fans, huh?

Dr.Seussicide · 07-13-2009, 09:01 PM

I think if you minus the billion from the rolling stones and the million from the beatles, those are the actual results

Neapolitan · 07-14-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

I think if you minus the billion from the rolling stones and the million from the beatles, those are the actual results

good golly miss molly, I never thought of that, I always thought that there were a billion Stones fans out there that voted, I thought all the Stones fans in the world knew each other - they were all connected on the same phone plan or something and they texted or phoned each other to vote on MB for the Stones you know like a grass roots movement, to prove the Stones were better.

Dr.Seussicide · 07-14-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

good golly miss molly, I never thought of that, I always thought that there were a billion Stones fans out there that voted, I thought all the Stones fans in the world knew each other - they were all connected on the same phone plan or something and they texted or phoned each other to vote on MB for the Stones you know like a grass roots movement, to prove the Stones were better.

Maybe they're connected on an even deeper plane... via telekinesis and ESP and intermittent meetings through lucid dreaming, where they all come together and vote. But hey, that's just my suggestion

Neapolitan · 07-14-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

Maybe they're connected on an even deeper plane... via telekinesis and ESP and intermittent meetings through lucid dreaming, where they all come together and vote. But hey, that's just my suggestion

yeah, I heard Keith Richards uses anti-gravity boots and sleeps up-side-down and there's so many chemicals in his blood, and just maybe it makes him like a human transmitter or something like that so maybe they [the Stones fans] are picking up his brain-waves, I just wonder if his telepathy is just as muddled as his speech? maybe someone should ask them about that

~~bungalow~~ · 07-14-2009, 08:58 PM

I think Rolling Stones fans are bitter because it is a widely known, indisputable fact that the Beatles are the greater and better band. This poll MUST have been created by a Stones fan because a Beatles fan wouldn't even bother with such a futile and obvious question. We know which band is greater, and we don't need to create threads to seek out other Beatles fans online who will militantly reinforce our position that the Beatles are the greater band. It's just sort of a fact of life. The Beatles are better.

anticipation · 07-15-2009, 11:14 AM

best thread evar, you guys are welcome.

except you bill, you're not welcome

crash_override · 07-15-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

best thread evar, you guys are welcome.

except you bill, you're not welcome

^This,

proves this...

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Originally Posted by bungalow

I think Rolling Stones fans are bitter because it is a widely known, indisputable fact that the Beatles are the greater and better band. This poll MUST have been created by a Stones fan because a Beatles fan wouldn't even bother with such a futile and obvious question. We know which band is greater, and we don't need to create threads to seek out other Beatles fans online who will militantly reinforce our position that the Beatles are the greater band. It's just sort of a fact of life. The Beatles are better.

Shivs · 07-22-2009, 10:44 PM

I love both, but I listen to the Stones more. There's more I like to listen to there.

half drag · 07-22-2009, 11:05 PM

What kind of horsesh*t is this? One billion to one million in favor of the Stones?! Come on this is just a joke.
That's 100% Stones for those not doing the math. And more votes than actually could have occurred here.
What gives with that?

View Poll Results: Stones or Beatles
Stones	1,000,000,059	99.90%
Beatles	1,000,073	0.10%
Voters: 1001000132. You may not vote on this poll

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~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	I think Rolling Stones fans are bitter because it is a widely known, indisputable fact that the Beatles are the greater and better band. This poll MUST have been created by a Stones fan because a Beatles fan wouldn't even bother with such a futile and obvious question. We know which band is greater, and we don't need to create threads to seek out other Beatles fans online who will militantly reinforce our position that the Beatles are the greater band. It's just sort of a fact of life. The Beatles are better. Last edited by bungalow; 07-14-2009 at 09:13 PM.

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anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	best thread evar, you guys are welcome. except you bill, you're not welcome

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Shivs Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 62	I love both, but I listen to the Stones more. There's more I like to listen to there.

07-22-2009, 11:05 PM	#840 (permalink)
half drag Music Addict Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Yuck Posts: 58	What kind of horsesh*t is this? One billion to one million in favor of the Stones?! Come on this is just a joke. That's 100% Stones for those not doing the math. And more votes than actually could have occurred here. What gives with that?