Their music is stiff and Paul Stanley is a boring singer. Why would I listen to them when the New York Dolls already exist?

Why do men have nipples?

If you get a nipple ring it's a good place to hang your keys.

Nipples are fun to play with when doing something really boring such as listening to Kiss's albums.

KISS is just something you like. Like the planet Pluto. You don’t **** with it. Just be glad it’s out there.

They're great performers but their recorded material outright sucks man.

Nah they're pretty bland and Death murdered them on their own song.

I know. Pluto has a weird orbit and isn’t even a planet.

Is it stupid to fall in love with a marketing campaign? Yes, but I don’t care.

If I loved it as a kid I love it now. On one of my pre-teen birthdays I got a KISS poster and I never stopped loving them.

I Wanna Rock’n’Roll All Night and Party Everyday

*Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my kiss records out*

I refuse not to love them. They’re cool af

That’s comparing apples and gold chains and silver bullets.

Spits blood!!!

Their drummer has kitty cat makeup, Paul Stanley's star over his eye is lame af, and Gene Simmons' topknot looks like ****.