Death to false metal

Blue Hawk · 02-09-2018, 02:57 PM

Now this is the real music. **** European pussies.

Trollheart · 02-09-2018, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Have you tried cardiopulmonary resuscitation?

I think we're a little beyond that now.

Trollheart · 02-09-2018, 04:13 PM

**** American pussies.

The Batlord · 02-09-2018, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

**** American pussies.

Hells yeah, but while I love Diamond Head you know my stance on Metallica's version of "Am I Evil". A fantastic metal song can't quite compete with a top five metal song of all time.

Trollheart · 02-09-2018, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Hells yeah, but while I love Diamond Head you know my stance on Metallica's version of "Am I Evil". A fantastic metal song can't quite compete with a top five metal song of all time.

Whichever is your poison. It's a fantastic song no matter which way you slice it.

~~MicShazam~~ · 02-09-2018, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

My favorite part is where he goes "Uuuurgh, urgh, uuuuuuurgh, uuuurgh urgh uuurgh!!" but, really, I need to listen to this thing properly. Right now, I'm trapped late at night at my big sister's new house with no proper electrical outlet in sight, having to cut my laptop time short for the weekend. I really do want to listen to that whole album properly. I'll try to remember it.

**Frownland** · 02-09-2018, 05:59 PM

Oh we'll help you remember.

~~MicShazam~~ · 02-09-2018, 06:02 PM

Please do. I'm well aware of my lack of education when it comes to trve death metal and black metal. I'm way too much of a melody dork.

The Batlord · 02-09-2018, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

My favorite part is where he goes "Uuuurgh, urgh, uuuuuuurgh, uuuurgh urgh uuurgh!!" but, really, I need to listen to this thing properly. Right now, I'm trapped late at night at my big sister's new house with no proper electrical outlet in sight, having to cut my laptop time short for the weekend. I really do want to listen to that whole album properly. I'll try to remember it.

The vocals are truly hideous in the best sense, but it's those insane riffs that are the best thing to ever happen to extreme metal. It's like a bunch of guitarists who have the best theoretical knowledge of what extreme metal riffs should be are all holding a seminar and they didn't even notice that their students were recording them nonchalantly perfecting death metal. Except they do it on cocaine.

Oriphiel · 11-04-2018, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

My favorite part is where he goes "Uuuurgh, urgh, uuuuuuurgh, uuuurgh urgh uuurgh!!" but, really, I need to listen to this thing properly. Right now, I'm trapped late at night at my big sister's new house with no proper electrical outlet in sight, having to cut my laptop time short for the weekend. I really do want to listen to that whole album properly. I'll try to remember it.

Have you listened to it yet?

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Please do. I'm well aware of my lack of education when it comes to trve death metal and black metal. I'm way too much of a melody dork.