Three reasons why sex sucks compared to Overkill.

Blue Hawk · 06-30-2017, 11:14 AM

1) Sex is only for temporary pleasure.

2) Sex never pleases a soul.

3) You cannot get infected if you listen to Overkill.

My advice to you is to stop making love. Better listen to Overkill.

Dylstew · 06-30-2017, 11:19 AM

I'll probably only be able to get laid when I'm like 40 years old anyways. If I don't kill myself by then that is. So Overkill it is. Besides, sex seems kind of like a hassle when taking a massive wank is so easy.

OccultHawk · 06-30-2017, 11:23 AM

Dipping your dick in pussy is literally easy as ****.

Dylstew · 07-01-2017, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dipping your dick in pussy is literally easy as ****.

If you have confidence, go out a lot and aren't generally afraid of new peers and not stressed out easily, I guess? And if you aren't a ****ing autistic nerd with poor social skills.

Honestly, Learning Japanese has been easier. And that's considered one of the hardest languages for english speakers to learn.

JiggleMonster · 07-02-2017, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew

If you have confidence, go out a lot and aren't generally afraid of new peers and not stressed out easily, I guess? And if you aren't a ****ing autistic nerd with poor social skills.

Honestly, Learning Japanese has been easier. And that's considered one of the hardest languages for english speakers to learn.

confidence is a choice.

and everyone is stressed out.

Dylstew · 07-02-2017, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JiggleMonster

confidence is a choice.

and everyone is stressed out.

People with asperger's defenitely tend to stress out a lot quicker. Plus, My body is pretty much chronically stressed out even when nothing's going on at all. It seems to be some milder form of anxeity.

Blue Hawk · 07-01-2017, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew

I'll probably only be able to get laid when I'm like 40 years old anyways.

Why so?

The Batlord · 06-30-2017, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk

3) You cannot get infected if you listen to Overkill.

Then you're not doing it right.

Spectralmusic · 06-30-2017, 04:55 PM

In sex, an orgasm lasts 30 seconds. With Overkill, that orgasm lasts a lifetime

**Frownland** · 06-30-2017, 04:56 PM

Overkill ain't got no lips, of course sex sucks more.

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Dylstew Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,366	I'll probably only be able to get laid when I'm like 40 years old anyways. If I don't kill myself by then that is. So Overkill it is. Besides, sex seems kind of like a hassle when taking a massive wank is so easy.