The Official **** Dragonforce thread

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 06:10 AM

Look, we all hate them, and I'm guilty of being one of the ones who once said "I don't get it, what's wrong with them?" I listened to, I think, Inhuman Rampage and thought it was ok. Then some years later I heard Maximum Overload and I thought "Hang on a minute! These are the very same runs, the same solos, the same riffs, the same sound effects ... in fact, the same everything!"

And lo! The (dragon) scales fell from my eyes and they were opened to the banality that is Dragonforce, and I saw them for what they were: cliche-ridden, teen-friendly, bandwagon-jumping talentless wankers who were the very parody of everything that is bad about power metal.

Praise Dio, I have been saved!

So come on, my friends....

Key · 05-02-2017, 09:35 AM

are we just running out of ideas for threads?

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

are we just running out of ideas for threads?

No. If you've been following the "you love Dragonforce" accusations in the Music Banter Survivor thread, you'd know that it's actually the right time to start such a thread.

Hey, if someone can start a "**** Lars Ulrich" thread, I can start a "**** Dragonforce" one.

**Frownland** · 05-02-2017, 11:27 AM

**** all forms of power metal.

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you're gonna make identity matrix mad

**** him. Thanks to his stupid Survivor thread I'm now a ****ing wraith, haunting the corridors of Music Banter, desperately trying to contact the living! ****.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

**** all forms of power metal.

You're gonna get Batty mad. He should be leaving his coffin just about .... now!

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 11:41 AM

Oh. For. ****'s. Sake!

**Frownland** · 05-02-2017, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You're gonna get Batty mad. He should be leaving his coffin just about .... now!

Let's get Chula in on it too

**** songwriting that only focuses on uninteresting masturbatory guitarwork.

Trollheart · 05-02-2017, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Let's get Chula in on it too

**** songwriting that only focuses on uninteresting masturbatory guitarwork.

Songwriting? Well, that's very generous of you!

**Frownland** · 05-02-2017, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

enter batlord to be like nah I can't lie this song is pretty good blah blah unless you're a hipster

"You just gotta listen to it without really listening to it and you'll see the genius in it but not if you think too hard about it."

riseagainstrocks · 05-02-2017, 12:14 PM

I like the first record - solid power metal with flashy guitar acrobatics. Everything has its place.

They have been writing the same song ever since though.

05-02-2017, 06:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	The Official Dragonforce thread Look, we all hate them, and I'm guilty of being one of the ones who once said "I don't get it, what's wrong with them?" I listened to, I think, Inhuman Rampage and thought it was ok. Then some years later I heard Maximum Overload and I thought "Hang on a minute! These are the very same runs, the same solos, the same riffs, the same sound effects ... in fact, the same everything!" And lo! The (dragon) scales fell from my eyes and they were opened to the banality that is Dragonforce, and I saw them for what they were: cliche-ridden, teen-friendly, bandwagon-jumping talentless wankers who were the very parody of everything that is bad about power metal. Praise Dio, I have been saved! So come on, my friends.... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	**** all forms of power metal. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Oh. For. ***'s. Sake! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

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riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DC Posts: 3,320	I like the first record - solid power metal with flashy guitar acrobatics. Everything has its place. They have been writing the same song ever since though. __________________ One note timeless, came out of nowhere... Last edited by riseagainstrocks; 05-02-2017 at 12:21 PM.

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	are we just running out of ideas for threads?