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Old 02-01-2017, 10:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Come on, we all know Metal has some of the worst album covers on Earth! In a search for same, look what came up first!


Then we have this little, ahem, beauty


Thank you, Kamelot!


Avantasia is pretty bad


and, um, whatever this is
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Old 02-01-2017, 11:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yesterday I found one of the greatest covers ever.


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Old 02-01-2017, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Even as a metal fan, the "cheesy" in the title is pretty redundant.
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Come on, we all know Metal has some of the worst album covers on Earth! In a search for same, look what came up first!
You don't like boobs?
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You don't like boobs?
My love of boobs is tempered by the awfulness of Gods of War.
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lol @ that text saying Gods of War.
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Not man boobs, no.
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Old 02-01-2017, 10:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Scorpions' Lovedrive


Stryper's Soldiers Under Command
(featuring heavy artillery and Tactical Jesus Van)


Helloween's Metal Jukebox


And then there's every power metal album ever...
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are the majority of these bands as bad as their album covers?

I will say, I like the Scorpions one. Don't care for the Scorpions, though.
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