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Old 02-02-2017, 04:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Should start a thread titled "Metal Album Covers that are not Cheesy."
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Old 02-02-2017, 04:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Then good thing it was the fuel.
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Then good thing it was the fuel.
It would take a lot of burritos to burn a building like that.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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are the majority of these bands as bad as their album covers?

I will say, I like the Scorpions one. Don't care for the Scorpions, though.
Depends. If you're into power metal, Stratovarius at least are good, though others will tell you otherwise. Scorps are ok - Schenker's a guitar god - but I'm not that fond of them.
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There's something just terribly off about the perspective on that guy. Like he's too short or his head is too big or something. Just looks wrong.
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Should start a thread titled "Metal Album Covers that are not Cheesy."
Would be a very short thread.
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There's something just terribly off about the perspective on that guy. Like he's too short or his head is too big or something. Just looks wrong.
That and the off-kilter rims on that bike would make for one hell of a bumpy, wobbly, ride.
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That and the off-kilter rims on that bike would make for one hell of a bumpy, wobbly, ride.
I'd be more worried about the missing right handlebar.
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That can't be good for your teeth.
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Old 02-04-2017, 11:03 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I'd be more worried about the missing right handlebar.
That converts to a battleaxe, easily removable for those times when you run into a rampaging horde while out on your sickle! You can see him demonstrating this handy "extra" in the picture.
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