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Old 10-18-2017, 12:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Forgot this thread existed tbh. Well Burzum is sweet but kinda hoity toity tbh, but this is like the best song Bathory never recorded. I even used to think it was a cover. Just savage as **** and Varg's vocals would have been the coolest thing to ever happen to 1st wave black metal if he'd been born earlier. Worship at his feet, poseurs!

And honestly the best thing about Burzum is that you can turn your equalizer settings as high as you want to get as much volume as you want and it doesn't matter how much you **** up the sound cause it's ****ing Burzum and it already sounds ****ty cause that's what Varg wanted. Clipping ftw!

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-19-2017, 09:54 AM   #32 (permalink)
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OMG. Burzum isn't even true Black metal. If you want true BM spirit, listen to these guys. Really evil music, not some nationalist crap from Norway.

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Old 10-19-2017, 09:59 AM   #33 (permalink)
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OMG. Burzum isn't even true Black metal. If you want true BM spirit, listen to these guys. Really evil music, not some nationalist crap from Norway.
I mean that's alright but you make me flaccid.
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Old 10-19-2017, 02:14 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I mean that's alright but you keep me flaccid.
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Old 10-19-2017, 04:03 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Burzum is literally the truest black metal
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 10-20-2017, 10:58 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Burzum is literally the truest black metal
Really? So polished like Bon Jovi.



Read more about Norway's 'black metal' pussies.

http://www.visitnorway.com/media/new...-disappointed/
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Old 10-20-2017, 11:08 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Now, this is true BM. http://www.metalunderground.com/news...m?newsid=56813



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Old 10-20-2017, 11:09 AM   #38 (permalink)
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****ing liars.
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Old 10-20-2017, 11:16 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Really? So polished like Bon Jovi.



Read more about Norway's 'black metal' pussies.

http://www.visitnorway.com/media/new...-disappointed/
I think we're listening to different Bon Jovi and I'd like to hear what you've been hearing.
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Come on! Surely you've heard their cover of "The Work That Transforms God"??
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