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Old 12-31-2016, 11:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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you don't have to diss blackgaze like that. it's a great genre. ****ing hater.
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:19 AM   #22 (permalink)
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you don't have to diss blackgaze like that. it's a great genre. ****ing hater.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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fine. what the **** is a bitch made pussy anyway?
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:26 AM   #24 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:38 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:40 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:43 AM   #27 (permalink)
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you don't have to diss blackgaze like that. it's a great genre. ****ing hater.
it's like the most hit or miss genre out there. when it's good it's so beautiful and textured but when it's bad it's so ****ing boring.
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:47 AM   #28 (permalink)
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it's like the most hit or miss genre out there. when it's good it's so beautiful and textured but when it's bad it's so ****ing boring.
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Whiplash - Power and Pain (1985)
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Look at that ****ing cover. LOOK AT IT, BITCH FACE!!! That's real metal right there. It's so ****ty and cringey and ugly, but also so ****ing raw that you know no poseurs were ever allowed within ten miles of the smelly, basement studio where this must have been recorded. That... that is 80s metal in a nutshell of righteousness. But yeah it's still ****ty as ****.

I should probably talk about the actual album. If any of you don't already know about Whiplash it's probably cause you have a thoroughly ****ed cunt where your mouth should be, but I'll be nice and edumacate you. Punkified, thuggified, and junkified speed metal riffs of supreme ripping chaos with a vocalist who could have been in Cro-Mags. Like, what more do you need to know? It's just so ****ing raw and badass.

I'm not saying it sounds like Kill 'Em All, but if I had to rec one album to people who dig that **** then it might have to be this one. It's unevolved caveman **** with tons of energy, no class, and is clearly one of the not-so-missing links between Discharge and thrash metal.




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Exciter - Heavy Metal Maniac (1983)
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Oh my god this **** is so metal. Pretty sure I covered this in my last thread but **** it. I'm drunk and blasting ultra old school thrash and Exciter are so old school that calling them thrash isn't even quite appropriate, or at least not this album. But **** it. Close enough. Although if someone asked me to rec them one album that embodied speed metal without sounding like power metal, this would be it. It's fast as **** (for the time), doesn't much do tempo changes, and is less far along the hardcore punk inspiration chain that Slayer or Metallica.

There really isn't too much to this album. The songwriting is there in theory, but really the band just races itself to the finish on just about every track. I mean, I don't really care to be honest, cause if they tried harder for variation it would kill the idiot charm of this speed demon, beer chugging, road rash raw, simple minded beast of an album. I would honestly be both surprised and disappointed to learn that these troglodytes could read.

Now hoist your cheap booze in the air and repeat after me: "I'm a heavy... metal MANIAC!!!"




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