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Old 12-30-2016, 03:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I am the zenith.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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that's what thus far means

I think. I dunno if that's different than so far
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I am the zenith.
lol no that's cheating, you can't be the zenith, bitch just review some more albums.
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lol no that's cheating, you can't be the zenith, bitch just review some more albums.
Bitch, this is my ****. You are my ****. The world is my ****. Everything is my ****. I created **** to be my ****.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Are you gonna talk about Num Skull
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 12-30-2016, 03:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Omen - Battle Cry (1984)






For reasons that escape a True Metalhead, power metal has become a dirty word throughout poseurdom. **** that ****. But even the lamest of losers can't deny the awesomeness of Omen. ****ing OMEN!!! Like a lowbrow Iron Maiden for people with more beer than brain cells, Omen were early 80s power/heavy/speed/proto-thrash metal in a time when the distinctions between genres was a headache for future generations. Call this what you want, Omen is simply all that was metal in 1984 and any other year worthy of mention.




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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-30-2016, 03:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Are you gonna talk about Num Skull
Quite possibly. They deserve the nod like a mofo.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-30-2016, 05:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Power metal is a subgenre that'll say "no homo bro!" as it ****s glam metal in the ass.
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Old 12-30-2016, 05:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 12-31-2016, 11:10 AM   #20 (permalink)
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You know those black metal bands that are all experimental and have **** like shoegaze and polka or whatever and how the **** do you mosh to this?
Well, I know about this ****ing savage black thrash band that sounds like hell was going out of business so Vio-lence and Immortal had to join forces and play a benefit concert to keep Satan from getting put out onto the streets. Nothing fancy, nothing innovative, nothing lame, just raw black metal with ****ing sick thrash riffs. Does that count? No? Good.




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