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Old 06-07-2016, 07:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So my mom, much like me, is a metalhead. We have fairly similar tastes in music. But sometimes she says dumb stuff about it and then argues her point like she has to be right about it. Even though five seconds of actual research proves she completely wrong. So now I'm going to share these stories with all of you. Cheers!

"I love metalcore. You know, bands like Bring Me The Horizon, August Burns Red, and Five Finger Death Punch."

Five Finger Death Punch?
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Old 06-07-2016, 07:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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this is shaytans music, ya baba! devil worshipping music! pray to allah!
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Old 06-07-2016, 08:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this is shaytans music, ya baba! devil worshipping music! pray to allah!
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My question is why are you not offended by your mother considering Bring Me the Horizon and August Burns Red as the go-to metalcore bands?

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My question is why are you not offended by your mother considering Bring Me the Horizon and August Burns Red as the go-to metalcore bands?

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Lol. They're not too bad. I disagree with what a lot of there fans say about them. Bring Me The Horizon last release was a pile of horse **** disguised as music. I once had a friend tell me that he thinks lyrically that August Burns Red was one of the most brilliant bands out there. I'm more willing to give that award to my retarded bitch ex then them. Lol.
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Lol. They're not too bad. I disagree with what a lot of there fans say about them. Bring Me The Horizon last release was a pile of horse **** disguised as music. I once had a friend tell me that he thinks lyrically that August Burns Red was one of the most brilliant bands out there. I'm more willing to give that award to my retarded bitch ex then them. Lol.
I could give a **** about Bring Me the Horizons' last few boring albums, but their first couple releases are spastic nonsense in the form of highly entertaining deathcore that is fantabulous in small doses.

But they wouldn't be the band I mentioned when asked to defend metalcore.
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I could give a **** about Bring Me the Horizons' last few boring albums, but their first couple releases are spastic nonsense in the form of highly entertaining deathcore that is fantabulous in small doses.

But they wouldn't be the band I mentioned when asked to defend metalcore.
Lol. I'm not defending metalcore. I'm just sharing stupid **** my mom says.
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Lol. I'm not defending metalcore. I'm just sharing stupid **** my mom says.
Make her listen to converge. Or whatever the Batlord likes, he seems to be the expert on non-****ty metalcore. I don't give a ****.
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Or whatever the Batlord likes, he seems to be the expert on non-****ty metalcore. I don't give a ****.
That might be a fun thread. Ok, Batlord, what should I make my mom listen to tonight? And I'll post it all on this thread. Lol
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Lol. I'm not defending metalcore. I'm just sharing stupid **** my mom says.
And I'm agreeing that it's stupid ****. Tell her about Zao.







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That might be a fun thread. Ok, Batlord, what should I make my mom listen to tonight? And I'll post it all on this thread. Lol
What a coincidence. Already done.
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