Dumb Things My Mom Says About Metal

Blank. · 06-08-2016, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

shaytan = satan

Hahaha ok. That makes more sense.

JGuy Grungeman · 06-17-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind

What does Shaytans mean?

It's Satan's black sister.

Awaiting ****storm.

DaveyNL · 06-20-2016, 02:06 AM

Yeh right

Blank. · 06-20-2016, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JGuy Grungeman

It's Satan's black sister.

Awaiting ****storm.

What's the name of Satan's Mexican sister?

The Batlord · 06-20-2016, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind

What's the name of Satan's Mexican sister?

Hillary.

Blank. · 06-20-2016, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Hillary.

No, that's his white sister. Did some research, and the Latino sister is Satanita.

JGuy Grungeman · 06-20-2016, 11:36 AM

His Hungarian sister is Satantango.

pep_moo · 07-01-2016, 06:36 AM

Your mother is obviously aiming for a revolution of genres. Total rebel.

Dylstew · 07-09-2016, 05:27 PM

My mom and dad say punk and metal don't have rhythm a all. When I say that's objectively wrong they pull the "it's all relative, it's not rhythmic to me" card. They also think anything with distortion guitars can't sound happy, even if its the happiest major chord song. Ofc there's the obligatory all metal bands are satanic and metalheads are ****ed up people bs.
They also keep mentioning how I'm black and think I'm supposed to be into more "black" music.

I mean, I love my parents but damn.

The Batlord · 07-09-2016, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew

My mom and dad say punk and metal don't have rhythm a all. When I say that's objectively wrong they pull the "it's all relative, it's not rhythmic to me" card. They also think anything with distortion guitars can't sound happy, even if its the happiest major chord song. Ofc there's the obligatory all metal bands are satanic and metalheads are ****ed up people bs.
They also keep mentioning how I'm black and think I'm supposed to be into more "black" music.

I mean, I love my parents but damn.

Just bust this out and see if they aren't more receptive to Black Flag.

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JGuy Grungeman Primo Celebate Sexiness Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 2,662	His Hungarian sister is Satantango. __________________ I'm a pretty nice troll if you ask me.

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DaveyNL Groupie Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 14	Yeh right

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pep_moo Groupie Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Sweden Posts: 18	Your mother is obviously aiming for a revolution of genres. Total rebel.

07-09-2016, 05:27 PM	#39 (permalink)
Dylstew Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 1,366	My mom and dad say punk and metal don't have rhythm a all. When I say that's objectively wrong they pull the "it's all relative, it's not rhythmic to me" card. They also think anything with distortion guitars can't sound happy, even if its the happiest major chord song. Ofc there's the obligatory all metal bands are satanic and metalheads are ****ed up people bs. They also keep mentioning how I'm black and think I'm supposed to be into more "black" music. I mean, I love my parents but damn.